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(Tarn-X®: Official sponsor of QueenB VD)
the Controversial Committee Report
“We don’t raise sacred cows...we just butcher them.”
TO: CCR Chuckles Brigade:
It has been a rather slow week for Dylan Westie, Executive editor/Part-time wordsmith and Social Media Troll for the CCR. Other than QueenB VD spending all of time attempting to polish her tarnished image — over the political malfeasance of her handling the ‘clock kid’ saga — by spinning flattering fairy tales of fabricated achievements, she is joined in her self-absorbed Tower of Shame by Greg Hardy, Jerry Jones and all her clinging cronies.
Always wanting to keep his paws warm, Dylan submits the following tweets for those who may not follow him on Twitter. If you don’t, you should.
The following should be self-explanatory, unless your lips move when you read.
Enjoy…we did!
………………………………….Mark Holbrook
@dylanwestie1
Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Nov 9
January Chamber's State of City address (title) — "Irving: A City of Great Beginnings," and when QueenB is deposed...it could be Happy Endings.
Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Nov 8
Newsflash: Pope Francis announces QueenBs (Irving mayor) first step in achieving political sainthood as Our Lady of Perpetual Cronyism.
Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Nov 8
QueenB (Irving mayor) using Tarn-X® to polish image for Mon. chamber confab & ensure she is phony-genic while blathering exculpatory excuses.
