tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67086080624178351482024-03-13T14:05:09.393-05:00The CCRThe online home of The Controversial Committee ReportMark Holbrookhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01194027829850543567noreply@blogger.comBlogger807125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6708608062417835148.post-69687771216861600222022-06-09T10:00:00.064-05:002022-06-09T17:04:58.020-05:00CCR 06-08-2022 The Final Issue<div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">
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<span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><b>(Featuring Irving’s political bane for local bureaucratic and political idiocy.)</b></span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"> </span><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; font-family: baskerville; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">What a trip! Starting as a single spermatozoon that took human form on March 14, 1942, in St. Mary's Hospital in Port Arthur, Texas, this ride has been chocked full of ups, downs, twists, curves, trauma, heartburn, sadness, and polyps never imagined. And before going too far, the entire credit should go to Clarence Eral Howard and Josephine Claire Bertin who blended their English/Scotch and Cajun heritages together to create their second offspring. </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; font-family: baskerville; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(The first being my brother, Bertin.)</span></em></div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: "baskerville";"><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> It is certainly their guidance that shaped my early attitudes toward taking responsibility for your actions; doing what is good; knowing the difference between right and wrong; understanding that your family name is your most prized possession; and understanding that your family is the bond which holds all of these other intangible traits together. </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(Family blood will always be thicker than water.)</span></em></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Of course, being instructed in similar lessons by strict and stern nuns at St. James Catholic School in Port Arthur, from grades one to eight, only reinforced those earlier parental imprints. </span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Ruler raps and sore knuckles by nuns certainly didn't diminish the importance of these lessons. Sore-knuckle flashbacks in later years – when weighing various courses of action to take on difficult situations – helped provide guidance. </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(I guess this could be considered PNSS - Post Nun Stress Syndrome.)</span></em></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> However, similar to an Amish teen experiencing rumspringa, I managed to discover the ways of the "modern" world when I escaped the nuns' stranglehold and entered public schools in the ninth grade at Woodrow Wilson Junior High School in Port Arthur.</span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Those were truly formative and educational years...new friends, adventures, and my first kiss </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(Judy Methvin)</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> which wasn't with either an aunt or my mustached Cajun grandmother. </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(For the truly voyeuristic, this is about the only sex this tome will contain. Except, of course, to document the birth of our two offspring.)</span></em></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Thomas Jefferson High School in Port Arthur would have been perfect without the benefit of Latin and Trig classes. While surviving both </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(Trig barely...thanks to being able to smooth-talk Mr. Ward into changing my grade.)</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">, I collected some of my best friends - B.J., Jay, Jim, Brian, David, Butch and Barry. </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(In fact, there is a bottle of Two Buck Chuck wine on my bookshelf for the last of the TJ 7+1 WASPs. Right now, there are five of us left.)</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Other notable acquaintances I attended high school with and knew were Janis Joplin, Jimmy Johnson, and the artist Jim Richard.</span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> You can read more about my familiarity with Janis </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(we shared homeroom for three years)</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> by buying a copy of Ellis Amber's book "Pearl" and reviewing page 19. Janis attended the 10th TJ reunion and I had a chance to chat with her and obtain an autograph on my brown liquor bottle bag. Her detailed inscription in my '59 TJ annual is classic Joplin. </span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Of course, we all made the mistake of believing high school friendship bonds would weather the test of time, and good times could be extended into our futures. Lesson Learned: Not always true. </span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> As "close" friends, we now see or visit each other </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(at least those still alive)</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">, maybe on the occasion of a high school class reunion. We again reaffirm our pledge to keep in touch, plan outings, or just pick up the phone and call.</span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Certainly, not looking forward to the 50th reunion in 2010 to reaffirm this aging pledge. Maybe this is best since I've become a firm believer you cannot go home again ... the rooms are too small for one thing. </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(Note: Did not attend the reunion but did start having quarterly lunch meetings with BJ, who lives in Fort Worth.)</span></em></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Believing a person, who doesn't have or love dogs, should be placed on a sexual predators list to make their life difficult, I decided to attend Texas A&M College to study Veterinary Medicine after graduating from high school. </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(A&M was still a college back then. While the corp was compulsory for all students, girls were not yet admitted at that time.)</span></em></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> All went fine until my sophomore year when I just couldn't grasp the understanding and wondered why animals needed me to understand Organic Chemistry and Physics. I surely didn't! </span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> I did, however, determine how to tell if beer was cold enough to drink and enjoy. And it only took a year-and-a-half at A&M to absorb this valuable lesson. Another lesson learned well was that Snook, Texas, probably had the coldest beer in all the state on Saturday nights.</span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Leaving A&M with the sole knowledge and appreciation of cold beer, this "pause" in my formal education allowed me to work in the 'real world' while deciding if a college education was truly in my future. I can now assure you after working for six months as a deckhand on an oil tanker sailing up and down the Gulf and Atlantic coasts, college seemed like paradise. </span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> On the tanker, I toiled scraping rust out of the oil/gas holds </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(getting high if the tanks were still "ripe")</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">, painted every square inch of metal and decking, and stood 4:00 a.m. watch on the bow of the ship scanning the horizon for icebergs. </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(I later learned no icebergs had ever been spotted in the Gulf of Mexico.) </span></em></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> With callused hands and a fat bank account, I returned to the swamp lands of my birth with a renewed understanding that college education might make toiling and sweating for a living a little less desirable.</span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Enrolling in Lamar State College </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(now University)</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> in Beaumont, Texas, I charted a course of study which would hopefully provide me with gainful employment: number crunching. </span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> With the deckhand days still in my memory synapses, I actually studied and read lesson assignments this time around. The amazing process of studying earned me a BBA degree in Accounting along with membership in the Blue Key National Honor Society and Delta Sigma Pi professional business Fraternity.</span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Since Viet Nam was grabbing all young males of service age, I attempted to find gainful employment with the FBI upon graduation from Lamar. Alas, they couldn't provide a deferment for my rather low draft number, so I did the next best thing ... I joined the Navy Reserve. </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(My thinking was it would be better to sleep between warm sheets instead of a muddy and wet foxhole.)</span></em></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Actually, I started the military process by taking the exam and passed all the requirements for entry into the Navy's Officer Candidate School in Newport, Rhode Island.</span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Things floated along well until about six weeks before graduating as an Ensign from OCS - Hospital Company 608. I realized if I was commissioned, this would entail three and a half more years of active duty service. Whereas, if I "floated out" of OCS, I could serve the remainder of my reserve duty time – one and a half years – as an enlisted swab. </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(This is how number crunching really came in handy. My only regret was leaving OCS and the finest group of shipmates who were young, idealistic, and dedicated to the service.) </span></em></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Choosing option "B," I left the OCS program — and I left many friends who went on to perform tremendous service for the Navy during the Viet Nam war. I was granted leave, went home, proposed to Judy Jane Linthicum at a Shakey's Pizza Parlor on Harry Hines Blvd in Dallas, and started planning a wedding before reporting for duty aboard the USS Franklin D. Roosevelt (CVA 42) in Mayport, Florida.</span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Yes, sharp reader, I got married before shipping out to — you guessed it — the Tonkin Gulf, Viet Nam! </span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Judy and I had been dating before I graduated from college. She still had one year to go at Lamar before receiving her degree. So, in six days -- while on leave -- our families planned a church wedding, gathered up all my Cajun relatives, and we got hitched on June 11, 1966, in St. James Catholic Church, Port Arthur. When someone hollers "wedding party," all the "coonass" </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(Cajun, for the uninformed)</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> relatives come out of the woodwork and swamps. Over 200 folks joined us in the festivities that day. And what a day it was. </span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> The ending of the shindig was classic. One of my fraternity brothers hugged Judy so hard that he actually separated one of her ribs! How's that for starting a honeymoon? </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(Note: Bud and Judy Baskin still remain on our Christmas card list. In fact, they attended our 50th wedding anniversary shindig on June 11, 2016.)</span></em></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> I'll give the Navy credit for their saying about joining and seeing the world. While the duty aboard the ship was less than glamorous, the ports of call were truly outstanding. My tour of duty allowed me to see and visit: Cuba </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(Guantanamo Bay) </span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">twice, the Philippines </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(twice)</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">, Brazil </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(Rio)</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">, and Japan </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(twice)</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">. However, crossing the equator and going through the Navy's Shellback Ceremony was no picnic. There was a lot of sweat, grease, water and butt slapping with chunks of fire hoses. </span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Working in the Air Traffic Control tower aboard the aircraft carrier, I probably had better opportunities for shore leave than many other swabs on the ship. Stateside forays included areas around Mayport and Jacksonville, Florida. Once, I even managed to make a weekend trip home to see Judy in Irving, Texas, carrying a brass table purchased in Guantanamo for our anniversary.</span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Another unusual event occurred as my tour of duty began to wind down. While "Floating in the Tonkin Gulf," I was called to the Chaplin's office and informed Clarence had had a heart attack, and I was granted a week's leave to go home. Not only did I launch off the carrier in a C-140 </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(actually my second time to launch off the carrier...the first was a day trip to Danang)</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">, but I celebrated Christmas Eve twice in 1966. Yes, twice after crossing the International Date Line. </span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> On Christmas Eve, I flew to the Philippines, boarded a C-151 transport carrier, and headed to the USA. The 16-hour flight crossed the International Date Line and had us landing in California on Christmas Eve morning. Is that strange or what?</span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> After finishing my tour of duty, Judy and I settled in Houston, Texas, where she taught school (junior high) in the Spring Branch district and I worked as an accounting drone with Tenneco Oil Company. </span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Judy was overwrought with snotty-nosed students and I calculated it would take 90 years to reach a manager's position in my department. Since both of our careers were mired in muddy directions, fate dictated we move to Irving where Judy could work in the family Ben Franklin Store business while her mother was recovering from breast cancer surgery. </span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> I went to work with a family-run wholesaler paper distributor, Olmsted-Kirk Paper Company, Dallas, Texas, as the head accountant...my boss was the chief accountant.</span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> The call to work in an education environment was soon beckoning. So, after two years with the paper company, I landed a slot as Chief Accountant for the Dallas County Community College District. While the work was not glorious, I had a foot in the education doorway. Without going into boring number-crunching detail, I worked my way up to Comptroller for the district before leaving to take a position at the UT Health Science Center - School of Allied Health Sciences as the Administrative Assistant to the Dean of the School of Allied Health Sciences. </span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> As a part of the UT Medical Center, I acquired exceptional education and collegiate budgeting skills which positioned me to apply and garner the Vice President of Business Services position for the soon to open, in 1977, North Lake College of the Dallas County Community College District in Irving.</span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Skipping over all the stress, heartburn, personnel problems and other assorted detritus which encompasses work in the academic environment, I later joined another North Lake colleague, and we also opened the new Bill Priest Institute of Economic Development </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(also part of the DCCCD)</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> where I was the Vice President of Business Services. It was here I finally calculated and took advantage of an early retirement program </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(with a 'silver' parachute) </span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">and began smelling the roses of the leisure life at the ripe age of 55.</span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> From this point forward, life had a new meaning...doing what I wanted to do, when I wanted to, and how I wanted to.</span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Of course, there was a considerable amount of civic activity during all these years of employment. From being president of the Irving Rotary Club, fundraising as Chairman of the BSA annual drive, vice president and director of the Irving Chamber of Commerce, and serving two terms on the Irving City council. However, after the first sniff of the sweet fragrances of the retirement roses, I decided to leave all of that behind to relax, read, and attempt to fine-tune all aspects of my previous 'cat kicking' "wordsmithing" via </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">the</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">Controversial Committee Report</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">. </span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> The </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">CCR</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">, as it became known, was first published in 1984 with weekly 'reports' in the Irving Rotary Club Blade. As the editor of The Blade, I had free rein to express opinions regarding local events, politico action or inaction, and certainly 'kick the cat' when necessary. </span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">The CCR</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> evolved from the Rotary Club Blade to monthly published reports which were mailed to a subscriber list. Never designed to make a profit, the $10 annual cost was a literary ruse to let folks think they were either paying for something important or being provided 'inside' information regarding the local political scene. </span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> In reality, </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">the CCR</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> was merely attempting to make "cat kicking" a humorous report on the Irving condition. And thanks to Phil Harvey, the other half of "Cool and the Geezer" columns which were published in the </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">Irving News</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> and </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">The Journal</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">, many chuckles were registered. And with the good graces of Jan Dickson, covering the school district scene, provided the technical skills of editing the reports to ensure folks believed Phil and I had at least passed high school grammar lessons.</span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> As this is the very Final Issue of </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">the CCR</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">, it would be most appropriate to mention or list any regrets, sins of omission, or "cats" the staff of </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">the CCR</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(Mark Holbrook my pseudonym, me, and Dylan Westie, my West Highland White Terrier)</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> never got around to kicking. However, life should not be about regrets. Instead, we should celebrate what we have...good, bad, or indifferent. After all, if leopards cannot change their spots, then we cannot change or amend what the tally board reflects concerning our time spent breathing air on this planet. There are no do-overs. And, at this stage, no regrets.</span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> With regards to non-regrets, some things done once...were just never tried again. And there was always a tendency to partake of the good things of life in moderation...otherwise, some may view these actions in differing light, or consider one an addict. </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(And this is not a reference to drugs. Hell, I even hate taking prescription medications. The reference was to indulgences of Dr. Pepper, Blue Bell ice cream and, of course, BBQ brisket.)</span></em></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Hopefully, one can retain a spiritual memory bank of some of the really good memories accumulated over a lifetime…regardless of wherever their ethereal being might eventually be parked. While not an all-inclusive list, remembering would certainly include deer hunting with Clarence; learning how to cook gumbo with Josephine; a night on the town with my brother and Joe Kares in Arkansas; a taxi ride up Mount Corcovado in Rio; snorkeling in Guantanamo Bay </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(finding a piece of brain coral)</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">; taking off and landing on an aircraft carrier; high school antics with the 7+1 WASPs </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(BTW, be sure the bottle of wine on the bookcase shelf is given to one of the remaining members)</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">; marrying Judy and having two terrific kids – Patrick and Jennifer; watching the kids grow and become independent and always making us proud; publishing "TEXAS Is;" publishing "Dylan's Ruffings; "having a few good, close friends over the years: Joe, Jim, Phil, Dick, Gerald, Ben, Avi, Kevin and Carla, and a few coffee shop group attendees.</span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Finally, there are some last thoughts as to how I would like to close this chapter of </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">the CCR</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> and put a period on all this rambling "wordsmithing." </span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Not one to be ostentatious, I think these things should be kept very simple...translation: on the cheap side. </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(Once a conservative, always a conservative…right?.) </span></em></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Instead of a large funeral with a heavy coffin </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(have I mentioned I tend to be claustrophobic?)</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> for my friends to tote, I should be deep-fried crisp like a batch of jumbo shrimp, and the ashes placed in a decorative urn. The urn can rest in the vault at Bluebonnet Hills in Southlake, next to the love of my life — Judy. </span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> A vault-side service with the urn, similar to what was done for Josephine and Judy, should be sufficient for my very immediate family and a few select and invited friends only.</span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p></span><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "baskerville";"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Then, in keeping with the Cajun tradition of </span></span><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">"</span><span style="font-family: "baskerville";"><em><span data-preserver-spaces="true"><span style="color: #0e101a;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">laissez les bon temps rouler,"</span></span></span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> I would like to have a 'memorial reception' or gathering for family, friends and other guests. This could be at one of the nicer Irving hotels where there will be free drinks </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(beer and wine only)</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> for the group, plenty of noshing items </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(including peeled boiled shrimp -- at least the 15-count size)</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> and music as identified later in this document </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(maybe Patrick could burn a disk to handle a few of my favorites. One which must be included is the 5th Dimension's "Age of Aquarius/Let the Sun Shine In.")</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">. </span></span></p><span style="font-family: "baskerville";"><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">…………………………….</span></strong></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> </span><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">Stop the Press: </span></strong><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">The above last rites were written several years ago. Since then and with the passing of Judy, I have had a change of heart, feelings, and desired plans. With the kids working and handling Judy's rites with me, the detail considered worked to perfection — wooded casket for the mortuary, public viewing the evening before </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(I would prefer a closed casket)</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">, immediate family only at the mortuary for a brief service with the church priest officiating prior to the church mass for the public, an Episcopal mass, and a 'social' gathering in the church hall after the ceremonial mass. While this plan for Judy covered all the bases, it also allowed us to properly respect Judy's desires and share her remembrance with family and friends. </span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">…………………………….</span></strong></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"></span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Stop the Press, Again:</span></strong><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> With the current COVID-19 pandemic breaking the USA down, it is possible none of the above might even be possible due to distancing restrictions, crowd gatherings, and the ability to conduct a "normal" funeral service. However, Patrick and Jennifer can determine what should be considered. Knowing the deep bond between them, they will keep the Family Strong tradition alive and do what is best. And the same will be true with handling all the "to-do" issues left regarding the family business and household requirements. It would be grand if all the detail was in order, but that is just a fantasy wish. </span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">It is doubtful anyone can actually have and provide for all the post-mortem issues which might prevail. But working together, I know the kids will be strong and do what is best; </span>Thank you, Jennifer and Patrick. As I've said many times, your mom and I were extremely blessed with two of the greatest kids possible. Your life is now completely in your hands...live well and respect each other.</p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">……………………………</span></strong></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Also, I would like this "final chapter" of </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">the CCR</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> report to be printed as a small brochure </span><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">and a copy given to all those in attendance at the church reception (if there is one). Additionally, the report should be posted on </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">the CCR</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> blog site, e-mailed to all the contacts in the ZAP files (as bcc:) along with a copy sent to all those in the Navy OCS H-608 contact file. </span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> The church reception (if provided) will be more fun than an elaborate church wedding reception and folks can chat, drink, and have a good time without a coffin lurking in the background. </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(Never did like going to funeral home visitations when the deceased had to lay there while everyone else appeared to be having a good time. This just seemed to be so disrespectful.).</span></em></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> As far as all </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">the CCR</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> files are concerned, it would be nice if all my papers, reports, musings, etc. on my desk were not shredded or tossed into a recycle bin. Packed away in plastic tubs for storage might be appropriate. Most reports are already packed in plastic tubs in my office closet and a good number </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">(not all)</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> have been provided to the Irving Archives director, Kevin Kendro (there are some files already designated for him).</span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> After all, there is a lot of Irving history contained in these missives, so maybe someone down the road would be interested in a literary research project: "Does butchering sacred cows actually change public opinion?"; or should costly mistakes, made by elected politicos, ever be placed on the back burner of history?</span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Just a thought...not all the reports and other documents are posted on </span><em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">the CCRs</span></em><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> blog site. Some issues were communicated to friends or coffee shop group individuals – PJs B-Day announcements. </span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Last words for this final "cat kicking" summary: "He was right more than he was wrong, but would someone please check his grammar?" (Ed. note: God help us, Mike, we tried.)</span></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><p style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0e101a; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span data-preserver-spaces="true" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> Knowing there could be some disagreement in that assertion of being right, I know the family will understand my love, and commitment, and all my actions were truly designed to always be there for them, protect their interest, and ensure, as best as possible, that our lives and times together was a joyous ride which could never be duplicated or imagined. "Laissez les bon temps rouler." And frankly, dear readers, I think this has been accomplished! </span></p></span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"> <span> </span>Music has a way to strike a chord that resounds memories of good times, past associations, and sometimes questioning if the twists and turns of life were really unsurmountable, or just humorous "potholes of life."</span></div><div style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left;"><br /></div>
<div style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><span> </span>By playing a </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none; text-decoration: underline;">sampling</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"> of some of my favorite tunes, maybe you too can be transported back to another era, grand memories, or a realization that music often dulls the pain of life’s traumas, or clears your head to understand the things which are really important. After all, life is just one crisis followed by another. Joy is fleeting…while disappointment seems to be timeless. </span></div>
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line-height: normal;"> "Bubbly" Colbie Caillat</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Rock'n Me" Steve Miller Band</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Young Love" Sonny James</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Satisfaction" The Rolling Stones</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Peace Train" Cat Stevens</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Proud Mary" Ike & Tina Turner</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Ode to Joy" (Beethoven – Symphony Instrumental)</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"When I'm Sixty-four" The Beatles</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Atlantis" Donovan</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Knockin' on Heaven's Door" Bob Dylan</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Scarborough Fair" Simon & Garfunkel</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Theme From A Summer Place" Percy Faith Orchestra</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Magic Carpet Ride" Steppenwolf</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"And When I Die" Blood, Sweat and Tears</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Twist and Shout" The Beatles</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Amazing Grace" Judy Collins</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Never My Love" The Association</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Whole Lot of Shakin' Going On" Jerry Lee Lewis</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Somebody to Love" Jefferson Airplane</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Where Have All the Flowers Gone" Peter, Paul and Mary</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Happy Together" Turtles</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"All My Friends" Garth Brooks</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Groovin'" Young Rascals</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Sorry" Buckcherry</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Alice's Restaurant" Arlo Guthrie</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Cat's In the Cradle" Harry Chapin</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "You Found Me" The Fray</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Waiting On the World to Change" John Mayer </div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "What's Up" 4 Non-Blondes</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Sunshine On My Shoulders" John Denver</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Stay" Jackson Browne</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Me and Bobby McGee" Janis Joplin</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Breakaway" Kelly Clarkson</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Sounds of Silence" Simon and Garfunkel </div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Higher" Creed</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Crimson and Clover" Tommy James and the Shondells</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Midnight Special" Creedence Clearwater Revival</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"You're So Vain" Carly Simon </div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Here I Go Again" Whitesnake</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Unchained Melody" The Righteous Brothers </div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" U2</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Earth Angel" The Crew-Cuts</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Cry Baby" Janis Joplin </div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Only You" The Platters </div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Every Breath You Take" The Police</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"I Walk the Line" Johnny Cash</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Georgia" Willie Nelson</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Be-Bop-A-Lula" Gene Vincent and His Blue Caps</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Like A Rolling Stone" Bob Dylan</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"I'm Walkin'" Fats Domino</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "California Dreaming" The Mamas & The Papas</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Bye Bye Love" The Everly Brothers</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "I'm So Lonesome" Hank Williams</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"I Think I Love You" The Partridge Family</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Young Americans" David Bowie</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"See Me, Feel Me" The Who</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "One Toke Over the Line" Brewer & Shipley</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" Joan Baez</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Aquarius/Let the Sun Shine In" The 5th Dimension</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Piece of My Heart" Janis & Big Brother & The Holding Co. </div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Good Morning Starshine" Oliver</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Free Ride" Edgar Winter Group</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Easy to Be Hard" 3 Dog Night</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Going Up Country" Canned Heat</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"We've Only Just Begun" The Carpenters</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Lay Lady Lay" Bob Dylan</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind" The Lovin' Spoonful </div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Cottonfields" Highwaymen</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Whole Lotta Lovin'" Fats Domino</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Night Moves" Bob Seger</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Drops of Jupiter" Train</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"I Don't Want To Be" Gavin DeGraw</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Old Man" Neil Young</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Memory" Cats (Broadway Soundtrack)</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Lover's Concerto" Toys</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Sweet Child O' Mine" Guns N' Roses</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Jet Airliner" Steve Miller Band</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Let It Ride" Bachman-Turner Overdrive</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Crazy On You" Heart</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"This Is Your Song" Elton John</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Stay With Me" The Faces</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Time Warp" Rocky Horror Picture Show</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "If I Die Young" The Band Perry</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Tighter, Tighter" Alive N' Kickin'</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Barracuda" Heart</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">"Fat Bottomed Girls" Queen</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> "Foxy Lady" Jimi Hendrix</div><div style="font-stretch: normal; 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Mark Holbrookhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01194027829850543567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6708608062417835148.post-16493119642402679642021-04-12T09:32:00.002-05:002021-04-12T09:43:09.890-05:00Dylan Sez: #17 Vote for Me<p> <span> <span> <span> <span> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Jazz LET"; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Dylan Sez:</span><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="font-family: Baskerville; font-size: 14px; white-space: pre;"> </span><span style="font-family: Baskerville; font-size: 14px;"> </span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;"><span style="font-size: 18px;"> <span> </span></span><span style="font-size: medium;">Don’t forget. There will be a local election for city council seats on <b>May 1, 2021</b>. </span></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>Due to the pandemic causing shelter-in-home, attempting to ensue there is always a BaconBits supply available, and binging on the Animal Planet channel, my information base for city happenings is somewhat limited. Also, attending the daily PJs Cafe soap opera for ‘finding fictional facts’ has also been non-existent. </span></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>However, I do realize every vote is necessary to ensure good folks represent the citizens of the city in a fair and impartial manner.</span></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>With this in mind, note these considerations. You’ll be able to obtain additional election information from a League of Women Voters Guide, maybe a <i>DMN</i> article or OpEd recommendation, robo-calls which will curl all the fur on your body, and a tsunami of political campaign brochures bloating your mailbox.</span></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>The <b>Place 6</b> seat is not contested and is currently held by Ret. Gen. <b>Al Zapanta</b>. </span></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>The <b>Place 4</b> race is contested and the seat is currently occupied by <b>John Phil Riddle</b>. His opponent is <b>Sunil Panakkal Mosa</b>. You must live in the district to vote for these candidates. </span></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>The <b>Place 8</b> race is contested and the seat is currently occupied by <b>David Palmer</b>. His opponent is <b>Dennis Webb</b> who recently completed a full term on the city council in Place 3. This is an at-large district and </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none; text-decoration: underline;">all </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;">voters may cast ballots for these candidates.</span></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>Usually, I would offer my canine expertise, advice, and recommendations for specific candidates to consider voting for now. </span></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>Due to the items previously noted, I’ll only offer two suggestions for this election: 1) If an incumbent has </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none; text-decoration: underline;">seriously</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"> achieved the items/issues espoused when first being elected and does not have strings attached to their voting arm being pulled by special interest concerns, then a vote for them could be acceptable; 2) An individual running against an incumbent should be analyzed as to their previous service in the community and any special skills they might bring to the office. More specifically, a question could be considered to determine if there might be any hidden agendas moving them to run for this seat. </span></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>Finally, since both candidates in the Place 8 race patted my head when I was <b>“almost”</b> elected mayor of the city in 2014, it wouldn’t be fair for me to pick a favorite. After all, most politicos favor anyone who likes them…head patting or not! </span></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>That being said, I’ll plan to vote early, open another bag of BaconBits, and watch the Netflix documentary about training special service dogs. There is no uncertainty that one of these fine canines, if elected, could serve the citizens of the city in a grand fashion. </span></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>Maybe, even better than some politicos? Woof. </span></span></p>
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<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none; font-size: medium;"><b>Dylan Westie</b></span></p>
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<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-size: 15px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><b>Publisher Note:</b> Permission is granted to copy, fax, or e-mail this report to a friend, associate, or someone you really don’t like.</span></p><div><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></div>Mark Holbrookhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01194027829850543567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6708608062417835148.post-71532806938189665272020-10-07T06:21:00.000-05:002020-10-07T06:21:28.781-05:00CCR 10-07-20 Time To Pick<p style="text-align: center;"> <span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Blackmoor LET"; font-size: 13px; text-align: center;">the </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Big Caslon"; font-size: 36px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">C</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Bradley Hand"; font-size: 14px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">on</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 18px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><b>t</b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: Casual; font-size: 13px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">r</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Brush Script MT"; font-size: 24px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">o</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Brush Script MT"; font-size: 18px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">v</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Stone Sans Sem ITC TT"; font-size: 18px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">e</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: Silom; font-size: 12px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">r</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Apple Chancery"; font-size: 18px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">si</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 13px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><b>a</b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Bank Gothic"; font-size: 24px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">l</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Bank Gothic"; font-size: 18px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;"> </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 11px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><b> </b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Jazz LET"; font-size: 36px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">C</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: Ayuthaya; font-size: 13px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">o</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Apple Chancery"; font-size: 18px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">m</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: Chalkduster; font-size: 18px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">m</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Stone Sans ITC TT"; font-size: 12px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">it</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: BiauKai; font-size: 18px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">t</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: BiauKai; font-size: 24px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">e</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 14px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><b>e</b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 13px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><b> </b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 11px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><b> </b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 28px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><b>R</b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 13px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><b>eport</b></span></p>
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<p style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 11px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b></b></span><br /></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-size: 14px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;">It’s time to forget about all the obnoxious, fact-less, and expensive campaign brochures which filled your mailbox for the past two months. There is no need to watch the babbling and blathering of campaign commercials on TV. Yes, dear readers, the time is here for you to pick a candidate and go vote early.</span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> What makes voting additionally strange this year is that the local city council and school board elections are being conducted along with the slate of national candidates. All of this is due, of course, to the pandemic virus which has put a stranglehold on our city, state and country.</span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> However, you still have an opportunity to vote early. <b>Early Voting</b> will be from <b>October 13 - October 30</b>. Election day voting is on November 3.</span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span><b>ADDENDUM: </b> In addition to City Hall, Irving Arts Center and Valley Ranch Library, early voting will also be conducted at Bear Creek Community Church located at 2700 Finley Road, Cimarron Recreational Center, and North Lake College.</span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> Following is what will be on the local city council ballot:</span></p>
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<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>Mayor:</b> Rick Stopfer, Olivia Novelo Abreu</span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> <b>Rick Stopfer</b> is the incumbent mayor and has certainly worked and assisted in keeping Irving on an even keel during these trying times. The <i>CCR</i> recommends voting for Rick<b> </b>as now is not the time to experience an unknown candidate for such an important office.</span></p>
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<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>District 3: </b> Mark Zeske, Abdul Khabeer, Mohammed Akbar </span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> Of the three candidates, <i>the CCR</i> would recommend <b>Mark Zeske</b>. Mark’s resumé reflects he has been very active in community programs which have benefitted the citizenry. He has served on the Planning and Zoning Commission, Irving Public Library Board, and various organizations which have provided charitable needs for those less fortunate. This is the type of background which identifies a strong candidate who will keep the city moving in a positive direction.</span></p>
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<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>District 5:</b> Oscar Ward</span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> While <b>Oscar Ward</b> is running unopposed, be sure and vote for him. He has really been an effective council member who dedicates an inordinate amount of time to assisting citizens with city issues. He does a remarkable job of following up on citizen concerns. Of course, being unopposed also speaks to Oscar’s record.</span></p>
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<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> Staff of <i>the CCR</i> </span><span style="font-kerning: none; text-decoration: underline;">will</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> </span><span style="font-kerning: none; text-decoration: underline;">not</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> provide recommendations for any of the national candidates on the ballot. In reviewing some of the races, the decision would actually become a Hobson’s Choice. While there is an extreme difficulty in picking one or the other in a Hobson’s Choice situation, the difficulty is only intensified if one attempts to justify their choice. Even a Texas Aggie would fail this test.</span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> The main issue remains: Every registered voter should cast a ballot in person. Those not voting have little, or no creditability in complaining about future outcomes when the process is over.</span></p>
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<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>……………………………Mark Holbrook</b></span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b><br /></b></span></p>
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<p style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 9px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-size: 11px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b> </b></span><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>LAWYER STUFF:</b> </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: Chalkduster; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">Dylan’s Ruffings</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"><i>, </i></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">the Controversial Committee Report, </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Jazz LET"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">ZAP!</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> and </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Jazz LET"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">the O-file</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> are published by <b>Mark Holbrook</b> who everyone knows -- except for a couple apathetic slugs whose IQ equals their shoe size -- is <b>Mike Howard</b>. Any reference to persons deceased is purely out of respect. For those still living, draw your own conclusions. Get in line if you want to sue or complain. Better yet, call someone who might really care. Letters written must meet at least one of the following criteria: humorous, cat kicking, or not libelous. Simple requirements for simple readers...that’s our philosophy. “Cool and the Geezer” is syndicated by Ringtail Productions Limited and all rights are reserved. <i>The CCR</i> and <b>ZAP!</b> are printed and issued only when local political idiocy becomes laughable. Permission is granted to copy, fax, or e-mail this report to a friend, associate, or someone you really don’t like. The “candid” conversation reports have been injected with fabricated nouns, verbs, conjunctions, adverbs, modifiers and maybe a few dangling participles. All previous reports, butchered sacred cows and <b>blog responses</b> are posted at:<b> </b></span></p>
<p style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><a href="http://controversialcommittee.blogspot.com"><b>http://controversialcommittee.blogspot.com</b><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b></b></span></a></span></p>
<p style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>First “cat kicked” in 1984 Contact: markholbrook13@yahoo.com October 7, 2020</b></span></p>
<p style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b></b></span><br /></p>Mark Holbrookhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01194027829850543567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6708608062417835148.post-7769912992832380132020-10-07T06:14:00.000-05:002020-10-07T06:14:53.665-05:00CCR 10-05-20 Plan B<p style="text-align: center;"> <span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Blackmoor LET"; font-size: 13px; text-align: center;">the </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Big Caslon"; font-size: 36px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">C</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Bradley Hand"; font-size: 14px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">on</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 18px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><b>t</b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: Casual; font-size: 13px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">r</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Brush Script MT"; font-size: 24px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">o</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Brush Script MT"; font-size: 18px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">v</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Stone Sans Sem ITC TT"; font-size: 18px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">e</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: Silom; font-size: 12px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">r</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Apple Chancery"; font-size: 18px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">si</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 13px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><b>a</b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Bank Gothic"; font-size: 24px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">l</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Bank Gothic"; font-size: 18px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;"> </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 11px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><b> </b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Jazz LET"; font-size: 36px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">C</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: Ayuthaya; font-size: 13px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">o</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Apple Chancery"; font-size: 18px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">m</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: Chalkduster; font-size: 18px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">m</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Stone Sans ITC TT"; font-size: 12px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">it</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: BiauKai; font-size: 18px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">t</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: BiauKai; font-size: 24px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">e</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 14px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><b>e</b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 13px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><b> </b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 11px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><b> </b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 28px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><b>R</b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 13px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><b>epo</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><b style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 11px;">“We don’t raise sacred cows...we just butcher them.”</b></p>
<p style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 13px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>“Plan B”</b></span></p>
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<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-size: 14px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;">With the November election on the near horizon, staff of <i>the CCR</i> will initiate “Plan B” when it comes to voting this year. This is a plan we hoped not to implement due to the fact the pandemic virus is still very active and floating throughout Dallas County. Irving still ranks second, only to Dallas, in terms of the total virus cases reported in the county!</span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> “Plan B” will result in our <b>voting early in person</b>. </span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> Starting in very early September, a request for a mail-in ballot was requested from the Dallas County Elections office. Much later in September, the elections office was called and informed the mail-in ballot </span><span style="font-kerning: none; text-decoration: underline;">had</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> </span><span style="font-kerning: none; text-decoration: underline;">not</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> been received. We were told the ballots would soon be mailed and should be received within two weeks…well, that was well over three weeks ago.</span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> As of this date, the mail-in ballot has not been received, and articles in the <i>DMN</i> reflect the issue of handling mail-in ballots by the Dallas County Elections office is fraught with problems and apparent lack of resolution to ensure voter integrity. This is just horrible when it comes to one of our great American freedoms…the right to vote and know your vote is accurately counted.</span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> Without floating any conspiracy theories, one can only ask: Why hasn’t/didn’t the </span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;">Dallas County Elections office make all the necessary preparations to properly handle mail-in ballots for November 3? Any individual with common sense and an IQ larger than their shoe size would realize mail-in ballots would be greater this year than past elections.</span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> But then, we sometimes give politicians and highly paid bureaucrats credit for having IQs greater than their shoe size.</span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> Of course, voting in person will be a major event for the elderly and those with physical conditions. However, with the proper protocol, the task could be accomplished. </span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> It would be highly advisable to consider voting early in person instead of waiting until November 3. The early voting dates are: <b>October 13 - October 30, 2020</b>. Early voting locations are: <b>City Hall</b>, the <b>Irving Arts Center</b>, and the <b>Valley Ranch Library</b>.</span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> A report on the local election candidates by <i>the CCR</i> will be provided prior to the start of early voting. </span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> </span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> There is no need to express the significance of <b>your</b> voting this year — for both local and national candidates. Seeing the fabric of </span><span style="font-kerning: none; text-decoration: underline;">our</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> Republic being shredded each evening on the national news should be reason enough.</span></p>
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<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>………………….Mark Holbrook</b></span></p>
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<p style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 10px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Snell Roundhand"; font-size: 14px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b>Ringtail</b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-size: 13px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b> P</b></span><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>roductions</b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-size: 13px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b> L</b></span><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>imited</b></span></p>
<p style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 9px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-size: 11px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b> </b></span><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>LAWYER STUFF:</b> </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: Chalkduster; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">Dylan’s Ruffings</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"><i>, </i></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">the Controversial Committee Report, </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Jazz LET"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">ZAP!</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> and </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Jazz LET"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">the O-file</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> are published by <b>Mark Holbrook</b> who everyone knows -- except for a couple apathetic slugs whose IQ equals their shoe size -- is <b>Mike Howard</b>. Any reference to persons deceased is purely out of respect. For those still living, draw your own conclusions. Get in line if you want to sue or complain. Better yet, call someone who might really care. Letters written must meet at least one of the following criteria: humorous, cat kicking, or not libelous. Simple requirements for simple readers...that’s our philosophy. “Cool and the Geezer” is syndicated by Ringtail Productions Limited and all rights are reserved. <i>The CCR</i> and <b>ZAP!</b> are printed and issued only when local political idiocy becomes laughable. Permission is granted to copy, fax, or e-mail this report to a friend, associate, or someone you really don’t like. The “candid” conversation reports have been injected with fabricated nouns, verbs, conjunctions, adverbs, modifiers and maybe a few dangling participles. All previous reports, butchered sacred cows and <b>blog responses</b> are posted at:<b> </b></span></p>
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<p style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>First “cat kicked” in 1984 Contact: markholbrook13@yahoo.com October 5, 2020</b></span></p><div><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b><br /></b></span></div>Mark Holbrookhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01194027829850543567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6708608062417835148.post-31116889315562858552020-09-24T11:53:00.001-05:002020-09-25T14:18:42.237-05:00CCR 09-24-20.Canine Art<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"> </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Blackmoor LET"; font-size: 13px;">the </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Big Caslon"; font-size: 36px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">C</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Bradley Hand"; font-size: 14px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">on</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 18px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b>t</b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: Casual; font-size: 13px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">r</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Brush Script MT"; font-size: 24px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">o</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Brush Script MT"; font-size: 18px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">v</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Stone Sans Sem ITC TT"; font-size: 18px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">e</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: Silom; font-size: 12px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">r</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Apple Chancery"; font-size: 18px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">si</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 13px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b>a</b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Bank Gothic"; font-size: 24px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">l</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Bank Gothic"; font-size: 18px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 11px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b> </b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Jazz LET"; font-size: 36px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">C</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: Ayuthaya; font-size: 13px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">o</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Apple Chancery"; font-size: 18px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">m</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: Chalkduster; font-size: 18px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">m</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Stone Sans ITC TT"; font-size: 12px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">it</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: BiauKai; font-size: 18px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">t</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: BiauKai; font-size: 24px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">e</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 14px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b>e</b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 13px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b> </b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 11px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b> </b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 28px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b>R</b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 13px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b>eport</b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 11px;">“We don’t raise sacred cows...we just butcher them.”</b></div><p></p>
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<p style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 13px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><b>“Canine Art”</b></span></p>
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<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"> </span>Today is a very special day. And during this pandemic, these types of days have been very few and certainly scarce.</span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"> For background information, Dylan Westie, who was the Executive Editor, Part-time Wordsmith and Social Media Troll for <i>the Controversial Committee Report</i>, passed in 2019. However, before trotting off to the doggy ethereal zone under the Rainbow Bridge, he did manage to “write” a remembrance book to celebrate the life of his pet guardian, Judy L. Howard. <i>(Yes, he did have considerable “assistance” with this book project.)</i></span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><i><br /></i></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"> Dylan’s Limited Edition book was well received and all 300 numbered and signed copies were distributed.</span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"> As the pandemic has provided many individuals with a different level of “free” time when at home — as mall visits, dining with groups, and attending concerts are now impossible — many individuals have become involved in fresh personal activities. And this has sparked new and outstanding creative endeavors. Perhaps, all this will allow more individuals to check off or accomplish items on their “What I Want To Learn List” during these trying times. </span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"> And today, a new artist has emerged on the Irving cultural scene…<b>Teresa Adrian</b>. </span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"> Always wanting to paint — even though she is already a gifted guitar player and song writing singer — Teresa is painting to absorb some of her extra personal time. <i> (She is also the musical headliner for any required Coffee Shop Group b-Day entertainment.) </i></span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><i><br /></i></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"> And today one of Teresa’s projects is the highlight of this special day for <i>the CCR</i>…the unveiling of Dylan Westie’s “official” portrait created and painted by Teresa.</span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"> The term “official” portrait is used by <i>the CCR</i> staff since Dylan was “Almost” mayor of Irving in 2014. As an “official” portrait, wouldn’t it be terrific if his picture hung in city hall opposite the photographs of QueenB VD? Why not? Most individuals surveyed would attest Dylan did more good for Irving than she did. In fact, he helped quell many of QueenB VDs “cat fights” which were initiated when she was not getting her self-aggrandizing way.</span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"> However, forget the politics for now. Having Dylan recognized by the tremendous talents of Teresa Adrian is recognition and reward enough. Others would also agree.</span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"> Dylan believed in Irving. He attempted to right political wrongs in Irving. And he thoroughly enjoyed all the head pats received over the years for his <i>CCR</i> postings and opinions. </span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"> Thanks, Teresa. Great job and do keep the brush sweeping across the canvas. Your work is amazing!!</span></p>
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<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><b>………………………Mark Holbrook</b></span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><span style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzCTKDkLqI-MN9fu4HQ4Ng5JynDKtkGm-LvstcXpzFuTts_YBMkL5Gv9RYY2bX4k748V-i7PVnVTg3IeZn3mbWXC5H-hS3FsxUuHfzYNlUur3RnBnF6MVjE4kTaTs3tFyoI834N83XtTnu/s800/image1.jpeg"><img alt="" data-original-height="320" data-original-width="259" height="429" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyKx7uU0w8PBxJx7sPeU4kYq7a7E3jbtIjAAEHaC_6pGKBAWFJD76Ren5Q21yMIWJx04X1Ubim86_j34KPc2bjDfzUL3XTAIwMv16A1XOtmJwA5RaRGajepUMisekaleb-CMFFSZSN8MZ_/w396-h429/image.png" width="396" /></a></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><b style="font-family: georgia;"><br /></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><b style="font-family: georgia;">Dylan Westie</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><b style="font-family: georgia;"><br /></b></div></div><p style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 10px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Snell Roundhand"; font-size: 14px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b>Ringtail</b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-size: 13px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b> P</b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><b>roductions</b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-size: 13px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b> L</b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><b>imited</b></span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;">
<p style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 9px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-size: 11px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b> </b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><b>LAWYER STUFF:</b> </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: Chalkduster; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">Dylan’s Ruffings</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><i>, </i></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">the Controversial Committee Report, </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Jazz LET"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">ZAP!</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> and </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Jazz LET"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">the O-file</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"> are published by <b>Mark Holbrook</b> who everyone knows -- except for a couple apathetic slugs whose IQ equals their shoe size -- is <b>Mike Howard</b>. Any reference to persons deceased is purely out of respect. For those still living, draw your own conclusions. Get in line if you want to sue or complain. Better yet, call someone who might really care. Letters written must meet at least one of the following criteria: humorous, cat kicking, or not libelous. Simple requirements for simple readers...that’s our philosophy. “Cool and the Geezer” is syndicated by Ringtail Productions Limited and all rights are reserved. <i>The CCR</i> and <b>ZAP!</b> are printed and issued only when local political idiocy becomes laughable. Permission is granted to copy, fax, or e-mail this report to a friend, associate, or someone you really don’t like. The “candid” conversation reports have been injected with fabricated nouns, verbs, conjunctions, adverbs, modifiers and maybe a few dangling participles. All previous reports, butchered sacred cows and <b>blog responses</b> are posted at:<b> </b></span></p>
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<p style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-kerning: none;"><b>First “cat kicked” in 1984 Contact: markholbrook13@yahoo.com September 24, 2020</b></span></p>
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<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>TO: Dallas Morning News Board Members and Management Team</b></span></p>
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<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;">Robert W. Decherd<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>John A. Beckert<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>Louis E. Caldera<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>Ronald D. McCray</span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;">Grant S. Moise <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span> Julie Hoagland<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>Kathy Murray<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>Christine E. Larkin </span></p>
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<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> Please, chalk this letter up to all my stay-in-house days, mask wearing, and doctor visits. I believe frustration could also be included with this mix of venting.</span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> The <i>DMN</i> is totally wrong with their tsunami of “pop ups” to have folks sign up in order to read health related articles, or find out what the latest news might be concerning the virus spreading in Dallas County, or…who now bakes the best chocolate chip cookies in Dallas. </span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> From all outward appearances, this action reflects the <i>DMN</i> is more interested in raking in cash over providing health related news to the populace. Is there any wonder why newspaper subscriptions continue to decline? </span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> And as a card carrying member of the Watchdog Nation, I cannot even read the weekly columns without “pop ups” wanting me to subscribe, or provide personal information…e-mail address to receive future solicitations to subscribe. Some individuals with religious bents would declare this a genuine mortal sin.</span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> I wrote Mr. Mike Wilson concerning this “pop up,” non-readable issue when the virus was beginning to spike in Dallas County. Of course, his response was the paper’s talking points which wouldn’t ring true with individuals needing to understand the pandemic raging in our communities. He noted to me: <i>We believe our journalism has value and our asking readers to pay a reasonable price for it.”</i> WOW!</span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> I fully understand journalist require employment and should be paid for all their efforts, but the <i>DMN</i> might also have opportunities for federal emergency funds, and certainly advertising revenue funds not available to most readers. Readers are struggling with family needs and, in many cases, unemployment.</span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> Did the <i>DMN</i> seek to obtain, or receive any of the federal relief funds? This is difficult to determine as the first couple of pages of Google search reflect <i>DMN</i> articles which cannot be accessed due to “pop ups.” Isn’t this a dim light on transparency? </span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> So, to assist my family and keep up with the news needed, I now rely on: <i>The New York Pos</i>t, Drudge Report, Dallas County web site, local city web site, national and local cable channels, and other outlets which provide user friendly and useful information to help navigate during these trying times. And there is no cost to read or hear the information, or by being subjected to multiple solicitations to subscribe in order to know what is occurring. </span></p><p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"> The <i>DMN</i> seriously needs to rethink their self-serving policy of depriving non-subscribers the ability to read articles related to the virus pandemic which affects us all. Who knows? Providing this service just might cause individuals to reconsider a subscription to the <i>DMN</i>.</span></p>
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<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-kerning: none;">Sincerely,</span></p>
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<p style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>Mike E. Howard</b></span></p>
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<p style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 9px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-size: 11px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b> </b></span><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>LAWYER STUFF:</b> </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: Chalkduster; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">Dylan’s Ruffings</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"><i>, </i></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">the Controversial Committee Report, </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Jazz LET"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">ZAP!</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> and </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Jazz LET"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">the O-file</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> are published by <b>Mark Holbrook</b> who everyone knows -- except for a couple apathetic slugs whose IQ equals their shoe size -- is <b>Mike Howard</b>. Any reference to persons deceased is purely out of respect. For those still living, draw your own conclusions. Get in line if you want to sue or complain. Better yet, call someone who might really care. Letters written must meet at least one of the following criteria: humorous, cat kicking, or not libelous. Simple requirements for simple readers...that’s our philosophy. “Cool and the Geezer” is syndicated by Ringtail Productions Limited and all rights are reserved. <i>The CCR</i> and <b>ZAP!</b> are printed and issued only when local political idiocy becomes laughable. Permission is granted to copy, fax, or e-mail this report to a friend, associate, or someone you really don’t like. The “candid” conversation reports have been injected with fabricated nouns, verbs, conjunctions, adverbs, modifiers and maybe a few dangling participles. All previous reports, butchered sacred cows and <b>blog responses</b> are posted at:<b> </b></span></p>
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<p style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b></b></span><br /></p><p> </p><p><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Blackmoor LET"; font-size: 13px; text-align: center;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Blackmoor LET"; font-size: 13px; text-align: center;">t</span></p>Mark Holbrookhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01194027829850543567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6708608062417835148.post-77697903224944111092020-07-18T08:26:00.000-05:002020-07-18T08:30:07.754-05:00CCR 07-18-20 Money With Strings<div style="font-family: "Blackmoor LET"; font-size: 13px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "baskerville";"> Is the pandemic surge creating insurmountable financial issues on your bank account?</span><span style="font-family: "baskerville";"> </span><span style="font-family: "baskerville";">Were you relieved as a Walmart “greeter” because you couldn’t afford to buy a mask?</span><span style="font-family: "baskerville";"> </span><span style="font-family: "baskerville";">Relax!</span><span style="font-family: "baskerville";"> </span><span style="font-family: "baskerville";">There is a simple solution to pumping money — more than needed — into your bank account…run for the District 24 Congressional seat.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> And if you require lessons on how to drain your campaign fund for self-serving needs, than contact <b>“WIMP”</b> <i>(Worst Irving Mayor Possible)</i> <b>Van Duyne</b>. Yes, BVD has years of experience sucking in funds from Sugar Daddy contributors, PACs, and other crony capitalist who want to tie a string on her voting arm. After all, there can be nothing better, for a crony capitalist, than having a political puppet ceding to your demands.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Wonder how volunteers and any paid staff members of BVDs campaign feel about her self-aggrandizing action of being paid a salary via her campaign funds? Well, this is not something they should worry about since the regulation to approve this egregious activity was established by politicos who have no intention of slaughtering their Golden Goose of campaign fund corruption.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Seriously, only one question remains for the November 3, Congressional election. Will Irving voters send BVD to D.C. to swim in the swamp much like she did during her six year reign in the city? </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>Ref: </b><i>DMN</i> https://www.dallasnews.com/news/politics/2020/07/17/former-irving-mayor-beth-van-duyne-cites-fec-rule-to-collect-salary-from-her-congressional-campaign/</span><br />
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>First “cat kicked” in 1984 Contact: markholbrook13@yahoo.com July 18, 2020</b></span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"> </span>Well, dear readers, if you didn’t have enough on your plate to worry about — the spreading of the COVID-19 virus and the potential of having to pay considerably higher property taxes this year — then you can add avoiding the criminal thugs who are looting neighborhood stores and businesses.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> While protesting is a legitimate activity, breaking the law for self-greed could certainly be classified as unlawful domestic terrorism verging on anarchy. Breaking into Macy’s, in NYC, for a Gucci hand bag is not protesting!</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> We’ll leave the handling of the riots and thuggery to those with the experience and equipment in an attempt to keep <i>CCR</i> readers informed of what is possibly coming down the property-tax-highway by your local elected officials…as they begin their process of establishing a budget and tax rate for 2020-21.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> From outward appearances, even with all the other current issues present, there seems to be a growing concern — by individuals in other cities — to ensure their elected officials understand a property tax rate reduction is not only needed, but is definitely</span><span style="font-kerning: none; text-decoration: underline;"> </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-decoration: underline;"><i>necessary</i></span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> this year…without question.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> To reflect on others who share this position, on keeping their elected officials aware of what is required, the following May 31, 2020, Letter to the Editor in <i>The Dallas Morning News</i> is provided: </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> <b>“</b>Hell no, “No taxation without representation!" Let this message ring loud and clear with the mayors and city managers for all cities in the Dallas area and the rest of Texas: No passing of the buck downward to the homeowners and small businesses that have the least ability to pay any more taxes. These begging municipalities need to look inward for a fix, tightening the belt, slowing city services, reducing capital construction projects, cutting salaries for those who are highest paid, and renegotiating the “Ritz” retirement plans for city and county employees.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> This is a call to action: Get your financial homes in order or surely you will be voted out and replaced with someone who has the savvy to run a city. This is the new reality. Manage your city and your finances, and let your deeds speak loudly with the voters.<b>”</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Without a doubt, Mr. Sherrard banged the nail on its head. And his vocalization for Plano tax paying voters is a resounding call for others to become involved. The tax rate formalized, without any confusion of determining who will guide this function, will be the <b>total</b> <b>responsible</b> of your local elected officials — city councils, school district boards, Dallas County Community College District trustees, Parkland Hospital Board of Managers, etc. And if “finger pointing” at other governmental agencies happens by your local elected officials, consider this just their attempt of dodging the issue by filling a 5 pound bag with 10 pounds of Torofeca.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> The Dallas Central Appraisal District does not set tax rates…they merely increase your appraised property values to pad a bloated operating budget funded by Dallas County cities and other county taxing entities. <i>(Just wondering: What if all the cities and agencies considered reducing their payments to DCAD by 10%? Would this send a powerful message to DCAD?)</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> <b>Redundancy:</b> Again, the ball is in </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><i>your</i></span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> court, dear reader, to become involved in being a part of this peaceful tax protest at this time of financial stress and national disorder. After all, “change will only occur when the voices of the people are heard.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><b> </b>The clock is ticking and only you can ensure when time runs out very soon that you have voted on a proposed 2020-21 tax rate which homeowner-citizens, in your voting jurisdiction, will be accepting and applauding. This will only occur <b>if</b> your tax rate is reduced to, at least, the very same revenue collection rate as last year, or less. An even lower tax rate would better benefit your constituents.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Individuals and businesses have had to make serious personal and financial changes to their lives and operations due to the still present pandemic disaster. There is no understandable rationale for your taxing entity not to do the same! </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> All scientific indications reflect this pandemic struggle will be true for the rest of this year and forward.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> As you have to be aware, the State and Dallas County Appraisal District did not provide citizens with the relief, of decreased appraisal value considerations, or for appraisals remaining static, for the upcoming year. Loopholes and politics seemed to abate any consideration of taking this action on their part.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> And this, of course, places you in the position of being the </span><span style="font-kerning: none; text-decoration: underline;">very</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> </span><span style="font-kerning: none; text-decoration: underline;">last</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> resort for homeowners to actually seek tax relief in this unprecedented and turbulent time.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> How will you justify increased tax collections, over last years revenue intake, to your constituents? How can </span><span style="font-kerning: none; text-decoration: underline;">your</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> taxing entity appear to be immune to the perils — lost jobs, reduced incomes, and increased expenditures — which are facing your constituents?</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Yes, this will be a difficult decision for you to make. You will have to ask yourself: Will you vote for what is right and needed for constituents to receive genuine tax relief this year, or will you continue the <i>status quo</i> by falling in line with the whims of the bureaucracy spewing political talking points and finger pointing at other agencies? </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><b> </b>Well, dear readers, the above letter is yours to use/change/edit and contact those who will be responsible for setting the tax rate on your home this year. For those living in Irving, the significant contact information, for the primary elected officials, is below. Take a couple of minutes of time and voice you position of having to pay higher taxes in these trying times.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Remember, <span style="color: red;"><b>change will only occur when the voices of the people are heard</b></span>.</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-size: 11px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b> </b></span><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>LAWYER STUFF:</b> </span><span style="font-family: "chalkduster"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">Dylan’s Ruffings</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"><i>, </i></span><span style="font-family: "comic sans ms"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">the Controversial Committee Report, </span><span style="font-family: "jazz let"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">ZAP!</span><span style="font-family: "comic sans ms"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> and </span><span style="font-family: "jazz let"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">the O-file</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> are published by <b>Mark Holbrook</b> who everyone knows -- except for a couple apathetic slugs whose IQ equals their shoe size -- is <b>Mike Howard</b>. Any reference to persons deceased is purely out of respect. For those still living, draw your own conclusions. Get in line if you want to sue or complain. Better yet, call someone who might really care. Letters written must meet at least one of the following criteria: humorous, cat kicking, or not libelous. Simple requirements for simple readers...that’s our philosophy. “Cool and the Geezer” is syndicated by Ringtail Productions Limited and all rights are reserved. <i>The CCR</i> and <b>ZAP!</b> are printed and issued only when local political idiocy becomes laughable. Permission is granted to copy, fax, or e-mail this report to a friend, associate, or someone you really don’t like. The “candid” conversation reports have been injected with fabricated nouns, verbs, conjunctions, adverbs, modifiers and maybe a few dangling participles. All previous reports, butchered sacred cows and <b>blog responses</b> are posted at:<b> </b></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>First “cat kicked” in 1984 Contact: markholbrook13@yahoo.com May 29, 2020</b></span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;"> Well, dear readers, how happy are you with you residential appraisal from the Dallas Central Appraisal District? Did your property value increase again this year?</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Since the DCAD board is appointed by local taxing jurisdictions, there is very little recourse on expressing your frustration with them. Your primary recourse with DCAD is to file a protest and hope an Appraisal Review Board member will be of assistance and act favorably to reduce your appraised value. After all, the ARB member is the final decision maker in this process.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Of course, there is another major and significant step which should be considered and taken…contact your local governmental taxing authority to reduce their current tax rate. After all, the DCAD does not set or collect your residential property taxes. The tax rates are set by your local elected officials — city council members and school board trustees, etc.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Considering all that is going on in the State and nation, there has been very little positive relief expressed or acted on by elected politicians. So, it is time for the citizenry to step up and remind elected officials, who set the tax rates, that they are responsible to tax payers…not the governmental bureaucracy they serve on.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Here is the first salvo <i>(see below letter)</i> which <i>the CCR</i> has fired seeking tax relief for Irving home owners. A similar letter has also been sent to the Irving ISD. Without letting your elected officials know and understand your concerns, there cannot be any change. And by not acting, one could expect to pay more in property taxes for 2020 than last year.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Isn’t it time for you to become active in this issue?</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>May 19, 2020</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> While I am confident this will not be the only notice you may receive regarding this topic, I would like to register my <i>initial</i> thoughts and concerns.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> As you are probably aware, the State and now the Dallas Central Appraisal District has done very little, or nothing, to genuinely assist or render true concern for residential property owners during this horrible pandemic era. My appraised value, as I’m sure hundreds of thousands of others, has increased…mine to the apparent maximum percentage allowable.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> What does all this mean to me and other Irving citizens? Realizing, of course, the amount of taxes to be paid will be determined by each of the taxing districts — city, school district, hospital district, community college district, etc. And even if the city maintains their current tax rate for residential homeowners, we will still be paying more taxes, again, this year.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Therefore, this burden of homeowners having to pay more in taxes for the upcoming year rests significantly in your laps. And if history repeats, the city council’s prior actions, when establishing the tax rate and budget decisions, will not be favorable to Irving homeowners. It seems there currently has been only one council member who has attempted to do right regarding the decreasing of taxes for Irving homeowners!</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> What can you do? Hopefully, the council’s upcoming actions will actually consider what is going on in the city and nation. <i> (If you check, Irving ranks second only to Dallas in the total number of COVID-19 reported cases in the county.)</i> Now is not the time to establish new or crony inspired projects. Now is not the time to expand bureaucratic power-point projects. Now is not the time, to once again, disregard your impact on what the ordinary and voting citizens of Irving need and desperately require…genuine tax relief.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> What is required? It should be quite simple to see. The city council needs to actually reduce their operating budget, take care of basic and essential items only <i>(police, fire, etc.)</i>, and reduce the proposed tax rate in order for citizens to actually <b>pay</b> <b>less</b> than what they paid last year. To do otherwise will only place another insurmountable financial burden on Irving citizens and voters during this difficult personal and financial period.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> The ball is in your court. Are you representing the citizens of Irving, or the <i>status quo </i>of a governmental, free spending bureaucracy?</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Bradley Hand"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> </span><span style="font-kerning: none;">Well, dear readers, with the local and cable networks spewing bad news story after bad news story, there shouldn’t be any questions regarding individuals searching for other programming during these hectic and difficult days of isolation. </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> After all, the days are long, but the nights might sometimes seem even longer.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> For those reading all the “doomscrolling” articles in publications, wake up! Your reading habits require a quick change of pace. Filling the brain synapses with constant gloom and doom does little to quell anxiety or create peace of mind.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Sure, reading books helps the clock tick faster for an extended period of time. And texting friends and family has an almost immediate relief when checking on those close to you. Why, even spending an inordinate amount of time with the family pet will brighten your day…and certainly, the pet’s day, too.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> It would even be helpful if our local newspaper, <i>The Dallas Morning New</i>, was more caring of readers during this time of a tragic pandemic. However, it appears the <i>DMN</i> is more interested in folks having to sign-up in order to read important local health advisories. Signing on provides the <i>DMN</i> with the information to solicit future fees for their website.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Here’s a direct quote from <i>DMN</i> Editor, Mike Wilson who sent a response for this query to a staff member of <i>the CCR</i>, as to why you must sign-up to read their articles: <b><i>“We believe our journalism has value and our asking readers to pay a reasonable price for it.” </i></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> While most businesses are catering to the needs of the general public, the<i> DMN</i> seems to be more intent on expanding their potential future income. </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Regardless, one can still obtain all the necessary and needed information by utilizing those websites which do not prey on readers to increase their bottom line: New York Post, the two major D.C. papers, State website, Dallas County website, local city website, etc.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> So, for now, if you are not a subscriber or sign-up for the <i>DMN</i>, there are more ways to obtain the necessary information which one might need to know.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Okay, dear readers, let’s have a bit of fun. Here are some questions — <i>CCR</i>-Jeopardy style — you can respond to and take your mind off of: “What do I fix for dinner tonight?” If enough folks send responses ( <a href="mailto:markholbrook13@yahoo.com"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">markholbrook13@yahoo.com</span></a> ) to any of the questions another report will be prepared. All responders </span><span style="font-kerning: none; text-decoration: underline;">will</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> </span><span style="font-kerning: none; text-decoration: underline;">not</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> be identified to protect their privacy. And your humble scribe will even provide his responses. </span></div>
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<li style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: "Bradley Hand"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"></span><span style="font-kerning: none;">What will be the first thing you do when the stay-at-home edict is lifted?</span></li>
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<li style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: "Bradley Hand"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"></span><span style="font-kerning: none;">Which “medical expert’s” opinion do you value the most when watching daily TV updates?</span></li>
<li style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: "Bradley Hand"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"></span><span style="font-kerning: none;">Does the Dallas County Judge’s press conferences seem as if a zombie is speaking?</span></li>
<li style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: "Bradley Hand"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"></span><span style="font-kerning: none;">Have you become a Netflix or other app viewer for most of your TV programming? <i>(Your favorite Netflix programs?)</i></span></li>
<li style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: "Bradley Hand"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"></span><span style="font-kerning: none;">Will the $1,200 Cares Act check make a difference as businesses are receiving billions and small businesses are teetering on bankruptcy?</span></li>
<li style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: "Bradley Hand"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"></span><span style="font-kerning: none;">Do you want to be tested for COVID-19 when the home isolation is lifted?</span></li>
<li style="font-family: Baskerville; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: "Bradley Hand"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"></span><span style="font-kerning: none;">Will you </span><span style="font-kerning: none; text-decoration: underline;">immediately</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> rush out if the in-house isolation is lifted at the end of April?</span></li>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Okay, dear readers, think these questions over, or add other items not covered. Let’s hear what the huddled masses are thinking. As is often said: “We are all in this together.”</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-size: 11px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b> </b></span><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>LAWYER STUFF:</b> </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: Chalkduster; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">Dylan’s Ruffings</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"><i>, </i></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">the Controversial Committee Report, </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Jazz LET"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">ZAP!</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> and </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Jazz LET"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">the O-file</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> are published by <b>Mark Holbrook</b> who everyone knows -- except for a couple apathetic slugs whose IQ equals their shoe size -- is <b>Mike Howard</b>. Any reference to persons deceased is purely out of respect. For those still living, draw your own conclusions. Get in line if you want to sue or complain. Better yet, call someone who might really care. Letters written must meet at least one of the following criteria: humorous, cat kicking, or not libelous. Simple requirements for simple readers...that’s our philosophy. “Cool and the Geezer” is syndicated by Ringtail Productions Limited and all rights are reserved. <i>The CCR</i> and <b>ZAP!</b> are printed and issued only when local political idiocy becomes laughable. Permission is granted to copy, fax, or e-mail this report to a friend, associate, or someone you really don’t like. The “candid” conversation reports have been injected with fabricated nouns, verbs, conjunctions, adverbs, modifiers and maybe a few dangling participles. All previous reports, butchered sacred cows and <b>blog responses</b> are posted at:<b> </b></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><a href="http://controversialcommittee.blogspot.com/"><b>http://controversialcommittee.blogspot.com</b><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b></b></span></a></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>First “cat kicked” in 1984 Contact: markholbrook13@yahoo.com April 15, 2020</b></span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-size: 14px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b> </b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;">There are to many A-hole drivers in Irving. They speed on residential streets, cut in front of cars, and drive so close to your rear bumper one thinks they will get dizzy from breathing your exhaust fumes.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Perhaps, the most egregious action taken by any of these mouth-breathing imbeciles <i>(SUV and truck drivers primarily)</i> is when they run over someones family pet, immediately keep driving, and leave the poor dead animal in the middle of the roadway. This action not only proves their recognized status as a complete A-hole, but reinforces their total lack of character for animals and pet guardians. Utterly disgusting!</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> <b>Stitch</b> was a black and white feral cat born and nurtured in the garage. She was one of five kittens <i>(later four, as one died shortly after birth)</i> that soon learned the “feral" nomenclature was not going to be totally accurate. Regardless, her pet guardians <i>(in particular her human brother)</i> provide terrific care and attention.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> When Stitch developed a leg joint issue, Dr. Peterman, who was the family’s veterinarian, provided an excellent diagnosis, x-rays, medications, and follow through to help place her back on the road to recovery and non-limping. </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> As Stitch grew, the “feral” label soon faded, as she and her brother, Blackie, enjoyed the food dish, water, and litter boxes supplied for them in the garage. And during the winter months, a heated ‘house’ was set up for each to comfort their many overnight stays. Of course, there was plenty of scratching and petting to go along with their stays and daily activities around the house.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Since her birth in 2015, Stitch had been a welcomed addition to her guardians. While not as eager to learn tricks, or perform similar to her brother, Blackie, she was so cute and gentle, always friendly, and had a melodic meow which meant: “I really would like a treat now.” And believe, it was generally provided.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> However, dear readers, once again the services of Pet Loss Center will be utilized to properly provide for the dignity of Stitch’s passing. Her ashes will be a remembrance of the joy she provided to her guardians. She is survived by siblings Blackie, Ostrich, and Penguin. </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> And to the A-hole driver who was responsible for </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><i>killing</i></span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> Stitch, I hope our paths never cross.</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-size: 11px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b> </b></span><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>LAWYER STUFF:</b> </span><span style="font-family: "chalkduster"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">Dylan’s Ruffings</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"><i>, </i></span><span style="font-family: "comic sans ms"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">the Controversial Committee Report, </span><span style="font-family: "jazz let"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">ZAP!</span><span style="font-family: "comic sans ms"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> and </span><span style="font-family: "jazz let"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">the O-file</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> are published by <b>Mark Holbrook</b> who everyone knows -- except for a couple apathetic slugs whose IQ equals their shoe size -- is <b>Mike Howard</b>. Any reference to persons deceased is purely out of respect. For those still living, draw your own conclusions. Get in line if you want to sue or complain. Better yet, call someone who might really care. Letters written must meet at least one of the following criteria: humorous, cat kicking, or not libelous. Simple requirements for simple readers...that’s our philosophy. “Cool and the Geezer” is syndicated by Ringtail Productions Limited and all rights are reserved. <i>The CCR</i> and <b>ZAP!</b> are printed and issued only when local political idiocy becomes laughable. Permission is granted to copy, fax, or e-mail this report to a friend, associate, or someone you really don’t like. The “candid” conversation reports have been injected with fabricated nouns, verbs, conjunctions, adverbs, modifiers and maybe a few dangling participles. All previous reports, butchered sacred cows and <b>blog responses</b> are posted at:<b> </b></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>First “cat kicked” in 1984 Contact: markholbrook13@yahoo.com March 9, 2020</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> What is it with individuals who continuously want to recycle old, tired, and, perhaps, less than successful ideas or principles on the public, and maybe voters?</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> For those not paying close attention, it appears a race for the Irving ISD Board of Trustees might have this denominator on the upcoming <b>May 2nd</b> ballot. </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Ex-superintendent Jose Para, who might have exercised a non-standard, non-contractual “resign or be fired” clause, resigned in 2018. He has now — hold your breath — filed as a candidate for District 2 on the school board. Seriously?! Yes, seriously.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> The following <i>Dallas Morning News</i> article could be enough to question why one would consider voting for Para. What is Para’s real motivation in seeking a board position?</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> When Para exited the IISD, on a </span><span style="font-kerning: none; text-decoration: underline;">very</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> short and unannounced notification, he and the school board signed a “we can’t ever talk about this personnel item” document concerning his ‘resignation/retirement.’ So, Irving voters and tax payers have no clue as to why he left. Para also received a rather large and handsome ‘golden parachute’ check on his exit.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><b> </b>What is Para’s agenda for wanting to return to the IISD in a position which could allow him to possibly attempt to implement items which may previously have been disregarded when he was superintendent? Could he be seeking a bit of ‘payback’ for those who may have had issues with his management style? Would retribution enter into his equation? Does he have any hard feelings for current school board members who were serving when he ‘resigned/retired?’</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> They are so many unanswered questions with his apparent egocentricity to seek election to the school board.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Whatever the reasons, one could agree that recycling old, tired, or unfair actions and principles just might not be the best benefit or interest of the IISD. While Para is a personal and decent individual, filing for the school board just doesn’t ring true with so many questions being unanswered.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> However, dear readers, there is a viable and needed alternative available for the District 2 board position. A candidate which should receive your strongest consideration has filed for the ballot.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> While more information will be presented in later <i>CCR</i> reports, begin thinking about supporting and voting for <b>Michael Kelly</b>. Why, you might ask?</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Michael Kelly begins his campaign with some of the following positive elements necessary for an IISD Board of Trustees member:</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>* Both Michael and his wife grew up in Irving and attended Irving schools.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>* Michael has two children with one currently an Irving student, and the other about to be a Pre-K student.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>* Michael has a firm grasp on issues currently confronting the district, teachers, and tax payers.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>* Michael knows and understands what is necessary to have the district excel above any current standings.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>* Michael’s service on the board will provide a voice of rationale thinking for parents and tax payers of the district.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> As approximately 50.7% of your total annual property tax bill makes its way to the Irving ISD coffers, electing a competent business, non- egocentric, and dedicated school board members should be a top voting priority on your list.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Stay tuned for more detail and information during the campaign cycle. In the meantime, think Michael Kelly. </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>………………..Mark Holbrook</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>Republican Primary Wrap-up: U.S. Congressional District 24</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>* <b>BVD</b> should give Mike Bloomberg lessons on how to buy an election.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>* Through February 12, 2020, <b>BVD</b> had collected over $766,000 in campaign contributions. There is no total available on how many strings were attached to her voting arm for these contributions. </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>* <b>BVD</b> will probably collect and spend over $2M, in the general election, to sate her self-aggrandizing agenda in D.C.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>* <b>BVD</b> now has a new batch of Sugar Daddy donors outside the District and Texas.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span><b>**</b> <b>Most Importantly: BVD did not carry the vote in all the Irving precincts.</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Not winning all Irving precincts causes one to wonder just how Trump could say <i>(in a tweet)</i> she did a “great” job as mayor of Irving! Even her Sugar Daddy donors and sycophant fans couldn’t provide enough bucks, <b>Fairy Tale </b>brochures, or <b>Fantasy TV </b>ads to help carry the vote where she served as mayor for </span><span style="font-kerning: none; text-decoration: underline;">six</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> </span><span style="font-kerning: none; text-decoration: underline;">years</span><span style="font-kerning: none;">.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Is there any wonder why some career politicos rank lower than used car salesman?</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-size: 11px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b> </b></span><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>LAWYER STUFF:</b> </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: Chalkduster; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">Dylan’s Ruffings</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"><i>, </i></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">the Controversial Committee Report, </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Jazz LET"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">ZAP!</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> and </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Jazz LET"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">the O-file</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> are published by <b>Mark Holbrook</b> who everyone knows -- except for a couple apathetic slugs whose IQ equals their shoe size -- is <b>Mike Howard</b>. Any reference to persons deceased is purely out of respect. For those still living, draw your own conclusions. Get in line if you want to sue or complain. Better yet, call someone who might really care. Letters written must meet at least one of the following criteria: humorous, cat kicking, or not libelous. Simple requirements for simple readers...that’s our philosophy. “Cool and the Geezer” is syndicated by Ringtail Productions Limited and all rights are reserved. <i>The CCR</i> and <b>ZAP!</b> are printed and issued only when local political idiocy becomes laughable. Permission is granted to copy, fax, or e-mail this report to a friend, associate, or someone you really don’t like. The “candid” conversation reports have been injected with fabricated nouns, verbs, conjunctions, adverbs, modifiers and maybe a few dangling participles. All previous reports, butchered sacred cows and <b>blog responses</b> are posted at:<b> </b></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>First “cat kicked” in 1984 Contact: markholbrook13@yahoo.com March 8, 2020</b></span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;"><b style="font-size: 13px;"> </b>Well, dear readers, it’s almost time to recognize leap year by leaping on over to a voting precinct for the <b>March 3rd</b> primary election. And while there are numerous candidates and propositions to consider, there is only one race which will have a significant impact on Irving — the U.S. Congressional District 24 representative seat once occupied by Kenny Marchant.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> And when you are considering leaping to go vote, this would be a great time for some Democrat voters to leap over the political red/blue line and help keep ‘beautiful downtown Irving’ from electing a political <b>Swamp Queen</b>. And that would be<b> </b>BVD.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Voting for <b>Desi Maes</b> will ensure Irving has an honest, fair, and concerned representative in D.C.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> <b>Desi </b>does not have Sugar Daddy contributors who have tied strings to his voting arm.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> <b>Desi</b> is actively involved in local communities assisting those with special needs or concerns.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> <b>Desi’s</b> business hires veterans and rehabs disabled veteran’s homes.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> <b>Desi</b> is not a “wanna’ be” professional or career politician like his opponent.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> <b>Desi </b>lets voters know what he will actually accomplish if elected, instead of spouting scripted political talking points which have the aroma of Torofeca.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> <b>Desi</b>, as a retired Army Green Beret officer, knows how to work with individuals to get the job done right.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> <b>Desi’s</b> ego is not the driving force to win this election. He wants to serve his hone town of Irving, and the district.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> The <b>flood</b> of highly expensive <b>Fairy Tale</b> brochures and <b>Fantasy TV</b> ads by BVD continues. Do you think her Sugar Daddy contributors have found some of Mike Bloomberg’s loose change to fund the egregious thousands upon thousands, upon thousands of bucks spent attempting to secure this election?</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> One of the latest <b>Fairy Tale</b> mailings from BVD begs answers to a few questions.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> These questions could be: <b>Was the picture of her “standing” next to Trump photo shopped? </b> Doesn’t Trump look like he is giving a thumbs up to someone attending one of his political rallies and not “standing” next to BVD? Isn’t it a bit disingenuous to state Trump was the one who actually appointed BVD to the federal housing bureaucracy job? <i>(Wasn’t federal housing a principle she did not support as mayor?)</i> Did BVD think the federal housing job was a Trump <i>cabinet</i> position?<i>(snicker)</i> Is the Dallas County GOP Chairman responsible for obtaining a “</span><span style="font-kerning: none; text-decoration: underline;">twitter</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> </span><span style="font-kerning: none; text-decoration: underline;">endorsement</span><span style="font-kerning: none;">” of BVD by Trump? <i>(Was Trump out of official letterhead to pen a real endorsement?)</i> Did anyone inform Trump about BVDs harsh, derogatory, and egregious remarks made about him during the 2016 presidential primary? Who informed Trump and falsely related BVD had done “great” things as mayor of Irving? Would BVD like to finally tell Irving voters — not sycophant fans — what “great” things she actually accomplished as Irving’s mayor? Is one of the “great” things — she now seems to be taking credit for — the Entertainment Center? <i>(What??!!)</i> Wasn’t BVD the lone opposition to the entire project from its inception? Didn’t BVD even skip the official city ribbon cutting opening for this marvelous Irving Entertainment Center enterprise? Does BVD believe the 1st Amendment has a special addendum which allows “wanna’ be” career politicos to fabricate the truth by conning voters with scripted talking point blather? </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Irving voters will have a challenging task on election day. The choice will be to send someone to D.C. who actually wants to do something positive to assist Irving — <b>Desi Maes</b>, or allow the swamp tide to rise in D.C. by sending BVD to indulge in her photo ops and self-aggrandizing agenda paid for by her Sugar Daddy contributors.</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-size: 11px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b> </b></span><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>LAWYER STUFF:</b> </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: Chalkduster; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">Dylan’s Ruffings</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"><i>, </i></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">the Controversial Committee Report, </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Jazz LET"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">ZAP!</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> and </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Jazz LET"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">the O-file</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> are published by <b>Mark Holbrook</b> who everyone knows -- except for a couple apathetic slugs whose IQ equals their shoe size -- is <b>Mike Howard</b>. Any reference to persons deceased is purely out of respect. For those still living, draw your own conclusions. Get in line if you want to sue or complain. Better yet, call someone who might really care. Letters written must meet at least one of the following criteria: humorous, cat kicking, or not libelous. Simple requirements for simple readers...that’s our philosophy. “Cool and the Geezer” is syndicated by Ringtail Productions Limited and all rights are reserved. <i>The CCR</i> and <b>ZAP!</b> are printed and issued only when local political idiocy becomes laughable. Permission is granted to copy, fax, or e-mail this report to a friend, associate, or someone you really don’t like. The “candid” conversation reports have been injected with fabricated nouns, verbs, conjunctions, adverbs, modifiers and maybe a few dangling participles. All previous reports, butchered sacred cows and <b>blog responses</b> are posted at:<b> </b></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>First “cat kicked” in 1984 Contact: markholbrook13@yahoo.com February 28, 2020</b></span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"> </span>Well, dear readers, the time has arrived. Early voting began Tuesday at Irving City hall for the U.S. Congressional District 24 seat — Kenny Marchant’s open slot — and continues until February 28, 2020. If you do not vote early, then be sure to make plans and go vote on Election Day, <b>March 3, 2020</b>.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Not only does your vote count, but this year it is extremely important for Irving to place an honest representative in Washington. And that individual would be <b>Desi Maes</b>.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> As mentioned in previous <i>CCR</i> reports, Desi is a retired Army Green Beret officer and not a career politician like his primary opponent, BVD. Desi is not a swamp politico who only remarks what voters want to hear. His values, openness, and working in the community, with those in need, reflects his strong desire to represent Irving voters…and not his egotistical self. </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> And speaking about what voters want to hear, BVD has moved from pushing her F<i>airy Tale</i> brochure mailings to actually “starring” in <i>Fantasy TV</i> political commercials. Yes, she is utilizing her favored photo op routine <i>(standing in front of a camera) </i>to spout her self-aggrandizing verbiage by promoting scripted talking points. Do you think her Sugar Daddy contributors are pumping Mike Bloomberg-amounts of money into her campaign to buy this election? Doesn’t this appear to be the case?</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> <i>Fantasy TV</i> commercials and <i>Fairy Tale</i> brochures are basically all anyone has seen of BVD on the campaign trail. Why didn’t she attend many of the GOP gatherings which were districtwide during this time frame? Does she believe meeting only with individuals at Red Meat TEA-carnivore gatherings represents the voters of Irving? Is she afraid she will have to explain her horrendous service as the ex-mayor of Irving? Does she not want to discuss how she was so anti-Trump by making obnoxious statements regarding his character during the presidential primary election? Does she not want to relate how her tenure, as a paid bureaucrat, of the Department of Housing and Urban Development was contrary to her personal principles while serving as mayor of Irving?</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> It should be apparent to all Irving voters BVD has not change from her days as mayor of Irving. In fact, one might understand it is extremely difficult for a wannabe career politician to change at all…especially when Sugar Daddy contributors will fund any election she decides to run in. And, dear readers, this is one of the problems with most politicos today…they have been there too long for all the wrong reasons!</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Be sure to go vote. Request your friends and neighbors to go vote. And elect a US Congressman who will bring civility, integrity, and honesty to Washington…<b>Desi Maes</b>.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Remember, it is easier to vote than it is to complain for two years. And frankly, who wants to complain about BVDs self-serving tenure for two years? After all, Irving voters have already seen this reality TV program before.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>First “cat kicked” in 1984 Contact: markholbrook13@yahoo.com February 19, 2020</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Last week, the distribution of Dylan Westie’s book, “Dylan’s Ruffings,” began. Since sending out the first series of copies, individuals have already responded to the book’s publication. Here are just a few of the quotes noted from last week.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> As a <i>CCR</i> reader, the cost has been discounted to $25 per copy, plus $5 for USPS media mail shipping <i>(Total cost = $30)</i>. To place an order, send an e-mail to: <a href="mailto:dylanwestie@yahoo.co"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">dylanwestie@yahoo.co</span></a> for payment and mailing instructions. The book will be shipped upon receipt of payment. </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Without boasting, the book is not only a terrific remembrance of a wonderful Irvingite, but includes two sections of Dylan’s political “paw-slapping” on issues and ineffectual politicos affecting “beautiful downtown Irving.” In essence, there is even a semi-historical value for the 15 years Dylan was a “staff” member of <i>the CCR</i>.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> The attached flyer notes the content of the book for a dog which received worldwide attention when “Almost” mayor of Irving.</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-size: 11px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b> </b></span><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>LAWYER STUFF:</b> </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: Chalkduster; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">Dylan’s Ruffings</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"><i>, </i></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">the Controversial Committee Report, </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Jazz LET"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">ZAP!</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> and </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Jazz LET"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">the O-file</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> are published by <b>Mark Holbrook</b> who everyone knows -- except for a couple apathetic slugs whose IQ equals their shoe size -- is <b>Mike Howard</b>. Any reference to persons deceased is purely out of respect. For those still living, draw your own conclusions. Get in line if you want to sue or complain. Better yet, call someone who might really care. Letters written must meet at least one of the following criteria: humorous, cat kicking, or not libelous. Simple requirements for simple readers...that’s our philosophy. “Cool and the Geezer” is syndicated by Ringtail Productions Limited and all rights are reserved. <i>The CCR</i> and <b>ZAP!</b> are printed and issued only when local political idiocy becomes laughable. Permission is granted to copy, fax, or e-mail this report to a friend, associate, or someone you really don’t like. The “candid” conversation reports have been injected with fabricated nouns, verbs, conjunctions, adverbs, modifiers and maybe a few dangling participles. All previous reports, butchered sacred cows and <b>blog responses</b> are posted at:<b> </b></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> As previously noted, ‘staff’ of <i>the CCR</i> will be supporting and voting for <b>Desi Maes</b>. Desi, as you may already know, is a retired Army Green Beret officer with over twenty years experiencing protecting our freedoms and rights. And today, he still devotes a considerable amount of community time in support of disabled veterans and others in need. His construction company also hires veterans to assist disabled veterans repair and renovate their homes.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Desi has the background, experience, and the innate ability to represent your interest and values as a Congressman. What is even better is the fact Desi is not a political product of the swamp! He is independent and doesn’t rely on Sugar Daddy contributions to finance his campaign, or allow them to tie strings to his voting arm.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> While there are many more positive attributes Desi possesses, these should be compared to his chief opponent — <b>Swamp Queen BVD</b>, otherwise know as Beth Van Duyne, former ex-mayor of Irving.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> While you have probably seen the multitude of <i>fairy tale </i>brochures BVDs Sugar Daddy contributors have financed, only one thing should be noted — the materials are not factual with the reality of her horrendous service to the city.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Perhaps, she should address a few questions which seem to be overlooked in all her political blathering in her <i>fairy tale</i> brochures.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">* Were her Sugar Daddy developers pulling the strings attached to her voting arm to constantly be against the Entertainment Center project? Even when ARK had taken over the project, wasn’t she often the lone vote against all items related to the Irving Toyota Music Factory? Didn’t she even fail to attend the ribbon cutting for the project opening which has become a shining star and tourist attraction for the city?</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> * When she didn’t run for re-election <i>(probably knowing she could be defeated due to her disastrous service)</i>, did she become math deficient by attempting to submit $4,700 in travel expenses without proper, or any documentation? Did some of her expenses include expenditures for family members, including charges for a Disney theme park venture? During a five year period, didn’t she utilize city tax bucks to fund over $25,000 for her self-aggrandizing travel expenses? </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">* While she now attempts to convince voters she is a strong supporter of the Trump administration policies, didn’t she, as mayor, deny the Trump campaign the opportunity to hold a political rally in Irving? Did her support for the Trump administration gel when she became a paid bureaucrat for the Department of Housing and Urban Development? Wasn’t her personal position, as mayor, against public housing in the city?</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">* Does her resumé, of personal business “accomplishments,” fail to provide correct dates of ownership and any notices of taxes failed to be timely paid?</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">* Did <i>The Dallas Morning News</i> editorial board have to hold their noses and take a gag reflex Rx when endorsing BVD for this primary election? Hasn’t previous editorials and commentaries in the paper blasted BVD for her stand and voting on issues relative and important to the city? Have you ever read such a negative endorsement of a politico for such an important position?</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> While there are many other discrepancies which could be noted regarding her political mailings, voters should first realize she is still the same self-serving, egotistical, photo op seeker, and swamp wader she was when serving as mayor of Irving. Irving voters know all this, but it is hoped those in other cities receiving her <i>fairly tales</i> will soon learn the truth, too.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Dear readers, you can help spread the word by sending a copy of this report to family and friends who live in the congressional district. The election will be considerably important to Irving, and a representative who has Irving and its values in mind is needed and required — think <b>Desi Maes</b>.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Irving deserves only the best representation…not a swamp politician the likes of BVD.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>Publisher’s Note</b>: In the recently published book by former <i>CCR</i> ‘staff’ member, Dylan Westie, there are two sections where many of BVDs failures, to perform mayoral duties for the benefit of citizens, are noted. The book is a limited edition and is only available by contacting via e-mail:<b> </b><a href="mailto:dylanwestie@yahoo.com"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b>dylanwestie@yahoo.com</b></span></a> . Many readers have already purchased a copy and find a canines perspective on local politics is not only factual, but even humorous for many issues. The book’s information would constitute another good reason to know why primary voters should be considering <b>Desi Maes </b>for the congressional seat to represent Irving’s values and needs in the March primary election.</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"> </span>Well, dear readers, just when one thinks or believes politicos might learn from past lessons or previous mistakes, up pops Dallas County Republican GOP Chairman, <b>Rodney Anderson</b>.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><b> </b>Opening his <i>personal playbook</i>, his intent leans to tainting and slanting the upcoming primary election to fill Kenny Marchant’s congressional seat. </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Should Anderson be wearing a crown to display his “un-kingly” political actions?.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> While in years past, most have witnessed the GOP county chairman being neutral and not identifying or supporting a particular primary candidate via partisan efforts. Anderson, on the other hand, has his own agenda…do everything possible to send Irving’s <b>ex-Swamp</b> <b>Queen</b>, <b>BVD</b>, to Washington as Irving’s congressional representative.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Shouldn’t voters be, without big money and crony interest, the determining factor of who should win this race in an unbiased effort?</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> And sadly, Anderson has made ‘no bones’ about this support. What has happened to presenting all the GOP candidates fairly as a member of the GOP party? Should those who are members of the county GOP have their funds indirectly utilized for a biased and ineffectual candidate?</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Anderson has verbally asserted he will do what is necessary to see Irving’s ex-swamp queen elected. Why, he has even advertised for campaign interns to assist him in this egregious effort of inner-party partisan politics. And yet, he is the Dallas County GOP chairman? Does his title also come with a “kingly crown” for the ex-queen’s throne of extreme egocentricity? </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Of course, Anderson will be trolling all BVDs previous Sugar Daddy donors, encouraging publicity personnel to create <i>fairy tales</i> regarding her horrendous prior service in Irving while spinning inane verbiage to sound as if what he is doing is acceptable. </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Well, dear readers, what Anderson is doing is not acceptable as Chairman of the Dallas County GOP. The March primary election should have a level playing field for each GOP candidate. To do otherwise is to allow money and power brokers to dictate who the general election candidate should be. </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> In our Republic, the people should decide who will be their representative…not political hacks spinning fairy tales for an ex-mayor who did more harm to the city than any previous mayor. </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Maybe, Anderson also has a business venture investment in a Dole’s Hawaiian banana farm. After all, his actions are as close as possible to making the Dallas County GOP a banana republic.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Over the years, politicos have done some amazingly inane, feckless, and vapid activities to promote their self-interest. With this in mind, the <i>CCR</i> gives the 2019 Christmas Travesty Award, for the grossest self-aggrandizement, to: <b>Ex-WIMP* mayor</b> <b>BVD</b>.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> To think she would use a Christmas card, with biblical verse, and picture of the baby savior to create a campaign mailer — paid for by her political fund — is not only obnoxiously inappropriate, but patently oafish. </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Does BVD have no common decency? Does BVD not understand the separation of political egocentricity, and the necessary respect for the true religious traditions of this Christmas season?</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Hopefully, dear readers, Irving voters will remember this egregious activity — along with all the other political failures endured as she dragged the city into a political swamp she created — when they go to the polls on <b>March 3, 2020</b>.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> In the meantime, please enjoy your Christmas holiday with family and friends, knowing your understanding and respect, of the true nature of this Holy Season, far exceeds that of BVDs.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>* </b>WIMP equals Worst Irving Mayor Possible</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-size: 11px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b> </b></span><span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>LAWYER STUFF:</b> </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: Chalkduster; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">Dylan’s Ruffings</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"><i>, </i></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">the Controversial Committee Report, </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Jazz LET"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">ZAP!</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> and </span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: "Jazz LET"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">the O-file</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> are published by <b>Mark Holbrook</b> who everyone knows -- except for a couple apathetic slugs whose IQ equals their shoe size -- is <b>Mike Howard</b>. Any reference to persons deceased is purely out of respect. For those still living, draw your own conclusions. Get in line if you want to sue or complain. Better yet, call someone who might really care. Letters written must meet at least one of the following criteria: humorous, cat kicking, or not libelous. Simple requirements for simple readers...that’s our philosophy. “Cool and the Geezer” is syndicated by Ringtail Productions Limited and all rights are reserved. <i>The CCR</i> and <b>ZAP!</b> are printed and issued only when local political idiocy becomes laughable. Permission is granted to copy, fax, or e-mail this report to a friend, associate, or someone you really don’t like. The “candid” conversation reports have been injected with fabricated nouns, verbs, conjunctions, adverbs, modifiers and maybe a few dangling participles. All previous reports, butchered sacred cows and <b>blog responses</b> are posted at:<b> </b></span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"> </span>As you finalize your Christmas shopping list, remember: There is one gift for ‘beautiful downtown Irving’ which does not cost you anything, and is not due to be given until the <b>March 3, 2020</b> primary election to fill Kenny Marchant’s congressional seat.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> If that sounds to good to be true, it isn’t. The candidate who should represent Irving’s interest in D.C. may be a newcomer to the political environment, but he is a longtime contributor of keeping America safe, protecting our freedoms, and truly helping those in need.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Staff of <i>the CCR</i> can assure you this is the 180</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-family: Helvetica; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">º</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> opposite position of his opponent who once drug ‘beautiful downtown Irving’ into a political swamp for six years!</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Yes, <b>Desi Maes</b> needs your support. <b>Desi Maes</b> needs your vote. And <b>Desi Maes</b> will ensure Irving’s interest and values will be heard when elected to the U.S. Congress.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> As a retired Army Green Beret with over 20-years service including war zones, Desi knows what it is like to help those in need. A small business owner living in Irving, Desi has a construction company which not only hires veterans, but also rehabs and remodels veterans’ homes. This is in addition to all the other volunteer work he provides for North Texas citizens.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> No, Desi hasn’t oozed from the political swamp like his opponent. This is his first foray into the political arena. Be assured though, he doesn’t need political experience to know the time is crucial for putting America back on the track to fulfilling its mission of listening to the ‘little people’ who have had to endure blathering political weasels for decades while listening to their Sugar Daddy donors set the agenda and pull their strings.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> In the March 3rd primary election, Irving voters — regardless of their political affiliation — can temporarily cross the party line and vote for a candidate whose main concern is to support an America First agenda. And this is so refreshing from his opponent who has previously supported an egocentric agenda of self-aggrandizement.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> More detail concerning how Desi can assist ‘beautiful downtown Irving’ and its citizens, who have not had a voice, will be provided after the first of the year.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> For now, enjoy the Christmas holidays with family and friends. Your gift for our grand city will be on the shelf for delivery in March.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Relax, there is no need to dig for any bucks to consider purchasing this book…at this time. Hopefully, after the first of the year the publication will be completed. The layout by an Irving designer is being wrapped-up, and the details for the printing cost are being finalized.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> This flyer, of Dylan’s book, is going to readers of <i>the CCR </i>first. As this is a very special book and only a 300 copy Limited Edition will be produced, it is only fair longtime followers of Dylan’s canine activities in <i>the CCR</i> have the initial notification.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Dylan’s tome was “sparked” by unpublished files of his canine perspectives of living with his family guardians, and his worldwide attention as “Almost” mayor of Irving. Also included are other files saved during his 15-years as a “staff” member of <i>the CCR</i>.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Yes, dear readers, the self-aggrandizing political nightmare of your dreams will be attempting to have you vote for her. Even “say it ain’t so Joe” would be at a loss to explain and believe QueenB VD would have the audacity to expect Irving voters to make her a member of the D. C. swamp.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Look, she created a swamp in Irving during the six ineffectual years she sat on her self-anointed throne at Irving City hall. And now, she wants to fire up her sycophant Flying Harpy and Obnoxious Ogres brigade to cook another cauldron full of divisiveness, Islamophobia, fact fabrications, and discontent to spread on voters, again?</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Without re-printing six years of reports detailing why she won <i>the CCRs</i> <b>WIMP Award</b> <i>(Worst Irving Mayor Possible) </i> just Google — QueenB VD — on <i>the CCR</i> blog site.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> And to assure you the WIMP Award presented, in her honor by the CCR, wasn’t just a literary fantasy by staff members, there will be new, fresh light, and details presented in future reports to support this grand “achievement” by the Queen. </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Some of the detail will be from articles and publications which previously haven’t been provided to denizens of ‘beautiful downtown Irving’ by the CCR.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> With any bad news presented in<i> the CC</i>R, there has to be <b>good news</b> and a solution to overcome QueenB VDs, always present, egotistical and self-serving agenda. And, dear readers, there is. </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> The good news will be shared in an upcoming report. It wouldn’t be fair, in this report, to sully the good character of a terrific Congressional candidate who should be elected to Kenny Marchant’s vacant seat. You’ll discover this candidate is not only a sane and sound choice, but he actually has and believes in the core values you would want and expect from your Representative in Congress.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> But today, take your anti-venom shots to protect you from QueenB VDs Flying Harpies and Obnoxious Ogres as she begins to drain the pockets of her Sugar Daddy donors to fund her new photo op campaign. </span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none; font-size: 11px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b> </b></span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;"><b>LAWYER STUFF:</b> </span><span style="font-family: "chalkduster"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">Dylan’s Ruffings</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;"><i>, </i></span><span style="font-family: "comic sans ms"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">the Controversial Committee Report, </span><span style="font-family: "jazz let"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">ZAP!</span><span style="font-family: "comic sans ms"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"> and </span><span style="font-family: "jazz let"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">the O-file</span><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;"> are published by <b>Mark Holbrook</b> who everyone knows -- except for a couple apathetic slugs whose IQ equals their shoe size -- is <b>Mike Howard</b>. Any reference to persons deceased is purely out of respect. For those still living, draw your own conclusions. Get in line if you want to sue or complain. Better yet, call someone who might really care. Letters written must meet at least one of the following criteria: humorous, cat kicking, or not libelous. Simple requirements for simple readers...that’s our philosophy. “Cool and the Geezer” is syndicated by Ringtail Productions Limited and all rights are reserved. <i>The CCR</i> and <b>ZAP!</b> are printed and issued only when local political idiocy becomes laughable. Permission is granted to copy, fax, or e-mail this report to a friend, associate, or someone you really don’t like. The “candid” conversation reports have been injected with fabricated nouns, verbs, conjunctions, adverbs, modifiers and maybe a few dangling participles. All previous reports, butchered sacred cows and <b>blog responses</b> are posted at:<b> </b></span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;"><b>First “cat kicked” in 1984 Contact: markholbrook13@yahoo.com October 31, 2019</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>Discovery #2: Vultures</b></span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;"><b>I recently discovered that</b>…not all Vultures can fly when seeking prey for substance.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><b> </b>Most individuals are familiar with the circling a wake of Vultures forms over wounded or deceased prey. The keen sense of vision and smell informs these Vultures the time is near to prepare for feasting. And when the time does arrive, the wake of Vulture will swoop down to gnaw, pick, and devour its prey to the bone.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> However, most individuals fail to realize there are wakes of Vultures which <b>cannot</b> <b>fly</b>. True fact. </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> These Vultures generally drive around towns in expensive SUVs, or top of the line flashy automobiles. Some are even so proud of their membership in a Vulture wake that a magnetic sign is affixed to their vehicle doors.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Yes, dear readers, these Vultures generally are not your friendly neighborhood realtor, but rather <b>realtors</b> and supposedly home investors who start circling above your abode when a parent, spouse, or close family member passes.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Sharpening their beaks on county record information — regarding estate filings, or pending probate actions — these Vultures begin sending disingenuous letters expressing sorrow for your loss, but in reality they want you to know they are hoping you will contact them to sell your home. Really? Who even said your home was for sale?</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Of course, you’ll not just receive one or two of these letters from a Vulture, but rather a superabundance of them. Research has also proven these Vultures also experience a sense of urohydrosis with each unsolicited letter they send.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Sometimes, three or four letters will appear in your mailbox each day. And this goes on for weeks on end. All the letters delivered soon create a stench in your mailbox which causes your postal delivery person to report the foul odor to the CDC.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Using nearly comical marketing tricks, the Vultures attempt to make their letters seem genuine and personal by: using a script font on a sheet of paper pretending to be torn from a notebook; small cards designed to appear as sympathetic in nature; and long self-aggrandizing letters extolling their sales skills…with no regard for a tragic loss.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> If you haven’t experienced this obnoxious sales pitch from a Vulture, then check with a friend or relative who may have been on the receiving end of these unsavory sales pitches.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> While there is no legal or ethical process available to curtail this personal intrusion, there is one method which was recently created to ensure Vultures realized their sham and lack of decency was noted.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> If you should find yourself having to deal with a wake of Vultures, then mail the following note and attach it to their dishonest letter. Returning the letter to them will be well worth the cost of the stamp. And the fact Vultures are two rungs below an ambulance chasing lawyer makes the mailing even more satisfying.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Here’s your sample mailing to respond to a Realtor-Vulture:</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> 2. I can assure you I would never sell my home to a blood-sucking Vulture-Realtor, or Investment stooge who preys on those still working through a grieving process.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> However, if you </span><span style="font-kerning: none; text-decoration: underline;">do</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> </span><span style="font-kerning: none; text-decoration: underline;">not</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> meet the above qualifications, I might consider selling the home (appraised value </span><span style="font-family: "times"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><b>=</b></span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><i>insert figure</i></span><span style="font-kerning: none;">) to you for only $7.5M in cash.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">Sincerely,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "jazz let"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">(</span><span style="font-kerning: none;">your name here</span><span style="font-family: "jazz let"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;">)</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> While this note will not stop other Vultures from sending faux letters of concern for your loss, it just may flip the switch of understanding — in pea-sized brains — that the practice being pursued, with these letters, reeks of dishonesty and hypocritical verbiage. And that’s just a fairly nice way to note the repugnant issue created by the Vultures.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> However, should you actually find the need to sell your home, the best resolution would be to contact a local realtor in your community. Pick one you know, or one which a friend or associate has used, or highly recommends. </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> Chances are, your local realtor </span><span style="font-kerning: none; text-decoration: underline;">will</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> </span><span style="font-kerning: none; text-decoration: underline;">not</span><span style="font-kerning: none;"> be part of a wake of Vultures who lack honesty, sincerity, and general concern for your welfare. </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"> There are still realtors meeting these admirable qualities in the real estate business, so use one of them.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><b>First “cat kicked” in 1984 Contact: markholbrook13@yahoo.com September 20, 2019</b></span></div>
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