Monday, August 29, 2011


IISD Admin Lunchroom Chatter #2

Nosher #1: Boy, the Super is steaming.

Nosher #2: What seems to be the problem?

Nosher #1: The $100,000+ “skin-study” that purports there is a race war brewing in the middle schools between Hispanics and Blacks was leaked to the press. Not only are the findings of the “study” apparently lacking statistical methodology, but the conclusions seem to be based more on individual perceptions than demonstrable facts.

Nosher #2: Well, you know something must be wrong with the final report of the “study” when even Anthony Bond finds the conclusions suspect and inflammatory!

A note from counsel: These “candid” lunchroom conversations have been injected with fabricated nouns, verbs, adjectives, conjunctions, adverbs, modifiers and maybe a few dangling participles. Mark Holbrook