Wednesday, September 23, 2015

CCR 09-23-15 Here We Go Again

the   Controversial  Committee   Report
“We don’t raise sacred cows...we just butcher them.”

   What does one normally do when they are wrong?  What does one say when facts contradict what they are espousing?  How can an individual totally subscribe to theories (read: tin hat conspiracy Torofeca) designed to inflame, cast unfounded suspicions, and not recognize how their vapid words translate to the general public?

   Well, if you happen to be QueenB VD: You double down; You re-start your Red Meat TEA-carnivore speaking tour; You look for every TV, radio or wing nut publication venue to carry your inflaming, dishonest and baseless rhetoric.  Isn’t this what the queen always seems to do best?  (Are the cameras rolling…mane flip?)

   And that, dear readers, is exactly what QueenB VD is doing.  Instead of allowing responsible authorities to handle the "clock kid" issue, the queen has to position herself in the middle of a newly invented controversy (by the queen’s Red Meat TEA-carnivore followers) for her political exposure and appeasement of like minded sycophants.

   Why?  By keeping her political malfeasance of the "clock kid" in high gear, QueenB VD remains at the center of attention…where she always wants to be!

   While stating not to have all the facts, this doesn’t stop QueenB VD from tossing bombastic questions, casting suppositions without factual basis, or using the old ‘answering a question with a question’ technique.

   Hearing how the queen keeps tarnishing the image of the city, she is supposed to be representing as mayor, Dylan Westie, Executive editor/Part-time wordsmith and Social Media Troll for the CCR, hit his twitter account again.  And Dylan admits, keeping up with the queen’s babbling TEA-carnivore tour is really growing weary…on him, the citizens and those who recognize a political fraud when they see one.
Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 
QueenB (Irving mayor) concocted new religion w/her bible (I Said It, Believe It) for followers on FaceBook at: BVD Red Meat TEA Malfeasance.

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 
Sad news. QueenBs (Irving mayor) cholesterol spiked @ 613 due to current Red Meat TEA-carnivore conspiracy sessions w/Beck. Unbelievable!  (Also Mark Davis, et al.)

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 
Fashion News: QueenB (Irving mayor) has had tin foil strips woven into her mane for better reception of TEA-carnivore conspiracies.

   How long will it take before QueenB VD appears on the Comedy Channel?  After all, she is the punch line and Irving is the joke she is making.

………………………….Mark Holbrook