Friday, May 13, 2016

CCR 05-13-16 Loo Remarks

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“We don’t raise sacred cows...we just butcher them.”

"Loo Remarks"

   It was a busy week for Dylan Westie, Executive editor/Part-time wordsmith and Social Media Troll for the CCR.

   Mother’s Day, city elections and wondering when members of the Irving City council contracted the debilitating Crony Capitalism virus.  

   The CDC (Center for Disease Control) later plotted the council’s infection as probably occurring in a smoke filled room with Verizon executives who passed their tainted tin cup around to collect benefits, tax abatements and swag bag incentives.

   Perhaps, the most unfathomable conundrum taxing Dylan’s canine-brain synapses this past week was how State officials were having extreme difficulty deciding which bathroom they should use while touring and meddling in the affairs of local governments.

   The Red Meat TEA-carnivore Pee-tour (Patrick, Paxton and Rinaldi) bus did not have restroom facilities and this made their stops void of grins and smiles.

   With all of the genuine issues facing the State of Texas, one has to wonder what possesses a trio of elected officials to concentrate on a non-issue over real issues. 

   For instance:

Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick has probably spent the entire past six months on the Ted "Lizard Grin" Cruz presidential-lying tour.  Maybe the State doesn’t really need a Lt. Gov. if he has this much free time available from the elected position of serving all citizens of Texas.  Playing best bud to his Red Meat TEA-carnivore pal was not what he was elected to do.

Attorney General Ken Paxton is under indictment for a few of his previous political sins which now have even sparked the interest of the Securities and Exchange Commission.  Maybe the ‘ambulance chasers’ representing Paxton advised him to jump on any issue which had nothing to do with finances, stocks and bonds, or campaign contributions to fade the heat.

State Representative Matt "Squeaky" Rinaldi needed a fresh Red meat TEA-carnivore issue, since his mentoring of QueenB VD on the State HB 562 resolution managed to blowup in her face and made her fact fabrications regarding Sharia law go viral.  His actions also assisted in damaging the city’s reputation and opened the door for unsavory thugs to prance around the city carrying guns.

   Yes, those three gob-smacks are really making Texas proud with their Red Meat TEA-carnivore spreading of political discontent, fear mongering, and fact fabrications to obtain photo ops, TV time and appeal to their sycophant base.  Truly sad!
   To capture the hilarity of these elected officials doing everything but their job, Dylan pawed the following tweets:

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 May 13
Hollywood blockbuster: TX State buffoons Patrick, Paxton & Rinaldi star as the Three Stooges in remake of I. P. Freely’s "On Golden Stream."

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 May 12
If (the) Red Meat TEA-carnivore brain trust resides in Patrick, Paxton & Rinaldi, Texas is swirling in the latrine of total incompetence. Flush!

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 May 12
Problem solved: State clowns Patrick, Paxton & Rinaldi should hitch a Port-a-Potty to SUV as they continue their bathroom brawl fiasco tour.

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 May 10
w/State Red Meat TEA-carnivores Patrick & Rinaldi unable to hold it, where's QueenB VD in bathroom brawl support for her mentors? In line?

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 May 10
Matt "Squeaky" Rinaldi was standing w/bathroom czar Lt. Gov. Patrick today looking flushed over FW potties. Both can’t hold very much TEA?

   Finally, staff of the CCR hopes you were able to score tickets ($150 each) to the French-American Chamber of Commerce fete this evening.  QueenB VD will be "honored," "awarded" and flipping her mane while being photographed as she accepts the "prestigious" Alain Bellet whatever plaque.
   Note:  The Alain Bellet award was hatched, named and is given by Alain Bellet, former president of this little known group!  
   If you want to read more about this French farce, then go to the blog for the report designated below for full details.  And be sure to observe the "award" is given to the queen for "increasing prosperity," not divisiveness, fear mongering and fact fabrications she has so graced the city with the past seven years. 
   See CCR, 04-03-16, "Pardon, Monsieur," for entire report:  

   Yes, dear readers, the French-American Chamber of Commerce DFW 1(FACC-DFW), on May 13, 2016, will prepare French cuisine for a champagne fete to "honor" the queen. 
   The stated rationale for this award is: "Each year Alain Bellet, Founder of the French-American Chamber of Commerce DFW, gives his award to an individual who has significantly contributed to the increasing prosperity of North Texas."

   Only in ‘beautiful downtown Irving’ can citizens witness more chicanery, back room deals, and plot twist than the "Game of Thrones" (modeled after QueenB VD?) can create in just one episode. 
   Hopefully, QueenB VD will not imitate the Red Queen and take her necklace off!
…………………………….Mark Holbrook