Saturday, November 24, 2018

CCR 11-24-18 Billy Bob's Humongous Pile

the   Controversial  Committee   Report
“We don’t raise sacred cows...we just butcher them.”

“Billy Bob’s Humongous Pile”

   Staff of the CCR has recently been informed, by J3, that it takes four years for the excrement of a Llama to decompose.  With all the players in Bill Bob’s clown troupe (paid and unpaid), could one assume a new record for the decomposition of Billy Bob’s Humongous Pile of Torofeca is now in play? 

   The players in Billy Bob’s clown troupe are numerous.  The players are generally self-serving with personal, being paid, and political agendas not relative to the city’s best interest.  And the city’s tax payers are picking up the tab for Billy Bob’s circus clown car continuously circling what has become an odiferous aroma from the pile dropped on the city…AGAIN.

   And this is really disturbing.  ARK has been the brunt of Billy Bob and the city’s troupe of colluded, whining, and special interest Bozo-clowns.  
   What part of ARKs placing Irving on the world stage of amphitheaters do all these folks not understand?

   A change in the wind direction just might be the upcoming cure.  ARK has joined the city, as an intervenor — against Billy Bob’s law suit prejudicial to the city.  It may not take gale winds to finally clear the atmosphere of ‘beautiful downtown Irving’ for tax payers.  The reality is this entire charade was created by potential factors of mismanagement, political agendas, grown-ups wearing mom jeans, and smoke filled room-tactics to stall, impede and score political points…all against ARK.

   Here’s a partial view of the clown troupe currently in Billy Bob’s Humongous Pile: 


 ………………………Mark Holbrook