Friday, August 26, 2011

ER #1

City Hall Elevator Rumblings #1

Rider #1: Did you go to the CM’s 5th anniversary, self-congratulatory shindig at the NYLO hotel?

Rider #2: Are you kidding? Free food and booze. And all I had to do was smile like I was enjoying it! Maybe his next freebie-bash will be an "early" retirement one for him.

A note from counsel: These “candid” elevator conversations have been injected with fabricated nouns, verbs, adjectives, conjunctions, adverbs, modifiers and maybe a few dangling participles. Mark Holbrook