Saturday, August 27, 2011

IISD - #1

IISD Admin Lunchroom Chatter #1

Nosher #1: Have you heard the latest?

Nosher #2: No, what?

Nosher #1: Church Lady and Music Lady don’t plan to run for re-election. And since they don’t think voters have IQ’s greater than their shoe size, they may want to resign and appoint the two election-losers from the last election to fill their board seats until the next election.

Nosher #2: Are you serious?

Nosher #1: Let’s hope they try this. If they thought there was a “rubber stamp” sentiment in the community before, this will only bounce back and force them to take a remedial course in cognitive thinking.

A note from counsel: These “candid” lunchroom conversations have been injected with fabricated nouns, verbs, adjectives, conjunctions, adverbs, modifiers and maybe a few dangling participles. Mark Holbrook