Sunday, September 11, 2011


IISD Admin Lunchroom Chatter #3

Nosher #1: Well, how long do you think the “honeymoon” will last?

Nosher#2: Who got married?

Nosher #1: Didn’t you hear? Bedden and Quintanilla broke bread, tied the knot and declared peace in the valley. The “skin-study” report was their dowery.

Nosher #2: As usual, strange bedfellows always pop-up when the bed sheets are turned down. Since Quintanilla cannot get any activism traction in Dallas, he has finally found a willing partner in Irving.

Nosher #1: Did you know their wedding vows even included a community property clause to keep the two new, pesky board members in line?

Nosher #2: Good luck with that!

A note from counsel: These “candid” lunchroom conversations have been injected with fabricated nouns, verbs, adjectives, conjunctions, adverbs, modifiers and maybe a few dangling participles. Mark Holbrook