Monday, July 7, 2014

CCR 07-08-14: B-13, N-42, O-69

the   Controversial  Committee   Report
“We don’t raise sacred cows...we just butcher them.”

      Sometimes, city council meetings are just too much to bear.  What with all the political weasels scurrying around spending your tax bucks and funding ‘crony capitalism’ projects, this leaves little time to truly appreciate the literary culture and oratory triviality of QueenB VDs consigliere, John Danish.  

     To assist with the keeping track of his verbose, loquacious and often non-sequitur remarks, let’s play a little game...John Danish BINGO

     Yes, make a few copies of the following John Danish BINGO card for use during each council work session or regular meeting.  

     The game is easy to play.  Just mark an “X” in a square when Danish utters one of his “what did he just say” phrases.  Any CCR reader who completes a horizontal, diagonal or vertical line during a meeting will receive ‘special recognition’ (if desired) in a future CCR report.  If we have any Sonic® coupons remaining, we may even throw those into the winners pot for your due diligence and efforts in playing along.  Also, you will automatically be entered in the Grand Prize Sweepstakes for a year’s free pass on DART’s Orange Line…….BINGO!

……………………….Mark Holbrook