the Controversial Committee Report
“We don’t raise sacred cows...we just butcher them.”
Having fun yet? Cabin fever spiked? Have enough frozen pizza, beans and franks and Spam to last another two days?
If you answered any of these questions, then just chill out (pun intended) and rest assured that the staff of the CCR is still on duty and has everything under control. To document our laborious efforts, the following Tweets were submitted by Dylan Westie, Executive Editor and Part-time Wordsmith for the CCR, while on assignment.
And as an added attraction, he is busily composing a CCR report reflecting the upcoming Irving city council races. Expect the report later today, as he is currently thawing his paws in the oven.
Border security check for breaches of QueenBs (Irving mayor) Pet Rocks, Flying Harpies or red meat conservative Tea sippers.
Just waiting for Spring to sprung………………..Mark Holbrook