Sunday, August 2, 2015

CCR 08-02-15 Expanded 'Chuckles' Posting

the   Controversial  Committee   Report
“We don’t raise sacred cows...we just butcher them.”

   If there is one thing QueenB VD of the House of NPD and Royal Court of WAB and Protectorate of Irving can do, she can take a bushel basket of lemons tossed at her and with ample spin, bleating blabber, mane flipping and flashing the pearly whites convince peons of her realm to actually believe she just squeezed a bottle of Opus One California Cabernet (not lemonade) from the lemons.

   And that brings us to the article, which was followed by an Editorial on the same topic, in the Dallas Morning News this past week.  

   UPS made sixteen deliveries of lemons to QueenB VDs residence, where she was weathering the blog storm, due to blog postings on local sites and the DMN site which reflected adversely on her recent actions and babbling.  She had been pelted with bushel baskets of critical comments.
   Truly, she was having a very sour day, as she was not being lauded for all her self-aggrandizing efforts to spread the Red Meat TEA-carnivore gospel.

   Every lemon delivered to the queen traced back to her disingenuous resolution passed in support of State HB 562 with the assistance of representatives "Bogus-gate Complaint" Anderson and "Squeaky" Rinaldi.   

   As repeated numerous times in CCR reports, QueenB VD continuously shifted the rationale for her actions when public heat or facts disputed and corrected her assertions on the Red Meat TEA-carnivore speaking tour.

   However, a new twist of rationale entered the fray this past week after the publication of the noted article and editorial.  Not content with staying the course on "saving" the Constitution or "protecting" women’s right, QueenB VD, in her hour of need, turned to her chums at the Center for Security Policy.  

   (This center is where all Red Meat TEA-carnivore-neophytes turn to for stump-speech talking points.  Documentation and facts not provided…the phrase du jour is just inflamed rhetoric.) 

   And guess what?  QueenB VD now has a new, improved — guaranteed to strike fear in the minds of her audience — talking point provided by the Center.

   QueenB VD is now fighting "Islamic supremacist" in Irving!  What?  Huh?

   Someone needs to call the IPD, FBI, CIA and NSA and tell them to stand down.  QueenB VD has this pseudo-battle under control.  She is in charge and will ensure her realm is fully protected while she drives to and from all her Red Meat TEA-carnivore speaking engagements.

   Do you feel much safer now knowing QueenB VD has her finger on the political button of a situation which only exists in her mind?

   Knowing QueenB VD had about 173-psi of air deflated, from her already overinflated ego, by Tom Brady this week as a result of the article and editorial, Dylan Westie, Executive editor/Part-time wordsmith and Social Media Troll for the CCR, wanted to do something nice.  

   Dylan’s primary effort was to soothe the queen’s shattered image due all the deservedly unfavorable publicity she received.  He wanted to assist and help fund her future political aspirations.  And this accounts for the following tweet which was used in a "Chuckles Group" posting to a limited number of CCR readers:

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Aug 1
QueenB (Irving mayor) "dark money" fund raiser @ city hall signing DMN editorial & posing for photo ops. Package deal = $125 for both items.

   Sometimes, even good intentions can go afoul.

   Sadly, QueenB VD sat on the city hall steps all morning without anyone showing for an autograph or photo op.  Perhaps, the $125 "dark money fund" fee was the reason.  Or, maybe, peons of the realm had finally determined the queen will say or do anything to make it appear she is right and everyone else must be wrong.  

   After all, she does use the media, those critical of her Red Meat TEA-carnivore activities, as the whipping post to increase the spotlight on her actions and to rile a crowd into a McCarthy-era frenzy.

   Case in Point: At a city-wide event this past week, QueenB VD made light of the article and editorial by having folks believe it was just that old, mean DMN ‘out to get her’ again.

   (Sound familiar?  This is the off-key tune she sings when caught or trapped by cold hard facts.)

   No, the legitimate media is not out to get QueenB VD.  The media would, however, prefer the queen do what she was elected to do…serve the citizens of Irving and park her Red Meat TEA-carnivore self-promotion tour which has nothing to do with the city.

   The citizenry did not elect QueenB VD to promote Irving as the Red Meat TEA-carnivore capital, or sanctuary city for fear mongers in north Texas.  The publicity she has generated with her actions has not been favorable to the city, or been appealing to businesses considering relocation.

   Should QueenB VD ever decide to climb down from her self-appointed throne and perform as the mayor of the city should, then perhaps her divisiveness might wane and progress could be achieved to re-place Irving back on a track of real progress. 

   After all, not everyone in Irving is a TEA-sipper. 

………………………….Mark Holbrook