Thursday, July 30, 2015

CCR 07-30-15 Almost Breaking News

the   Controversial  Committee   Report
“We don’t raise sacred cows...we just butcher them.”

      There is sad news to report from the Red Carnivores War front.  QueenB VD of the House of NPD and Royal Court of WAB and Protectorate of Irving has lost two major and critical battles, and sustained major losses to her Flying Harpy flock.

   The first loss was when DMN reporter of all things Irving, Avi Selk, provided an insightful and detailed article on how QueenB VD had been zipping around north Texas pandering to TEA-sippin’ blockheads.

   In addition to all her photo ops, she regaled attendees with fabricated facts and appeals of paranoid urgency to her faux cause of "protecting" women’s rights and "saving" the US Constitution.  And to think, individuals were actually believing the tripe and Torofeca she was promulgating and spreading.

   (Hey, TEA-sippin’ carnivores, the Brooklyn bridge is still for sale…make the CCR an offer!)

   If the DMN article didn’t fully explain how Irving is experiencing distress under the political malfeasance of QueenB VD and why she is suffering a severe loss of credibility, the paper provided, for slower readers, an EDITORIAL.  Yes, an editorial.  The editorial has additionally exposed the queen and her fanciful and unbelievable rhetoric while posing as the mayor of the city…much to the chagrin of those who have to endure the abdication of her city duties.

   MIA, from QueenB VDs protectorate forces of the Unholy Trinity of Red TEA-Carnivores were two of her initial sponsors, promoters and talking point providers, "Bogus-gate Complaint" Anderson and "Squeaky" Rinaldi.  After witnessing how the peons of Irving were not buying the faux message of HB 562, which they helped initiate and broadcast all over north Texas, it appears they have gone into political exile until time to solicit votes from those who may have forgotten their critical involvement in this city-splitting event.  Yes, these two individuals sincerely hope Irving voters suffer from PADD (Political Attention Deficit Disorder) by the time the next election cycle rolls around.

   (Newsflash: No member of the CCR staff is afflicted with PADD.  And we will be sure to remind readers when those two individuals come pandering for re-election votes to return to Austin and continue their efforts to promote the TEA-agenda over Irving concerns and needs.)

   While QueenB VD sulks in a dark, dank closet after receiving an unapologetic bashing of truth and accuracy from the DMN, she will continue to rely on her Flying Harpy flock to post disingenuous and nearly comical comments lauding her political malfeasance and prevarications related to her accomplishments.  For certain, those blog posters will not accept the truth or understand the damage the queen has and is doing to the city until the CCR observes them using the following hashtags: #BVDlovesonlyBVD, #BVDisnottheoneandonly, #BVDisnon-consciencetothetruth.

   For those still not following the tweets of Dylan Westie (@dylanwestie1), here are his takes on events for the past couple days.  Needless to say, he seems to sometimes capture the real spirit of the queen’s deceitful activities in only 140-characters:

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Jul29
DMN nails QueenBs (Irving mayor) pseudo-political ascending w/her shading of facts and blathering at … Got snake oil?

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Jul 29
QueenBs (Irving mayor) TEA-sipping & Red Meat blab-tour leaves city leaderless & brunt of local jokes & ridicule at 

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Jul 29
QueenB VD is losing the comment wars regarding … Her political-TEA sham exposed & her Flying Harpies in apoplectic rage

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Jul 29
QueenB (Irving mayor) dons "victim" suit blames CBS news? Really? How incredulous & wrong can one be? Read/see: … Yep

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Jul 30
Major DMN article, now Editorial. QueenBs (Irving mayor) political malfeasance exposed … Irving suffers & she photo ops.

   While one would hope QueenB VD would finally get the message of how damaging her actions have been to the integrity of the city and decide to perform like the mayor of Irving for the duration of her term, years of following her antics could lead one to the only conclusion possible: She will do what she wants to do by always promoting herself to achieve whatever political venture or action she has in mind.  Basically, everyone else can just sit on it.

   After all, QueenB VD is not here to serve the populace…she is here to serve herself.

……………………………….Mark Holbrook