Sunday, September 27, 2015

CCR 09-27-15 Party Over?

the   Controversial  Committee   Report
“We don’t raise sacred cows...we just butcher them.”

   In the never ending saga of QueenB VD fabricating facts, babbling incoherently on Red Meat TEA-carnivore TV programs, and flipping her mane at every drop of the hat for her blather-speaking engagements, Dylan Westie, Executive editor/Part-time wordsmith and Social Media Troll for the CCR, has one suggestion for the queen: Resign now as mayor of the City of Irving.

   (If this should happen, would Dylan be in line to be appointed mayor for the interim period?  He still has campaign signs available.  And the only national political party he is affiliated with is the AKC & Shelter Adoption Party.  And unlike the TEA-carnivore group (or chocolate), his national party affiliation is not harmful to the city or low information supporters.)

   Okay, the mayor resigning might seem a bit harsh to some, but consider the reality.
   Would anyone like to offer just one positive issue the mayor has accomplished, over the past year, which has shown Irving in a bright light of progress and working as an ‘elected team’ to build a bold future for the city?

   (Photo op appearances and ribbon cuttings do not count, as the queen had little or nothing to do with creating the circumstances for the event to occur.  And seriously, those activities represent her natural calling.)

   There is no doubt the queen’s recent Red Meat TEA-carnivore media blitz has only made Irving the laughing stock of North Texas.  And the one cackling the loudest is QueenB VD as the exposure (good, bad or indifferent) is what she seeks, thrives on, and dreams about.

   And if one wants to be realistic, with QueenB VD resigning as mayor, she could devote 100% of her time to placating Red Meat TEA-carnivores and positioning herself for whatever political office she and her "Dark Money" fund handlers (note: another new report on those folks is in the making) have their sights set on.  

   As it stands now, QueenB VD is devoting 95% of her time and efforts to her TEA-carnivore persona with 4%devoted to photo ops and ribbon cuttings and 1% dedicated to petting her Pet Rocks before acting to have Irving progress forward.

   Of course, QueenB VD relishes in all the attention she seems to be creating in the media.  (After all, what individual, who might possibly suffer from NPD, wouldn’t?)  For the queen, the issue is having her name and mug plastered in the press regardless of what she says, or what is said about her.

   Even when QueenB VD makes false assertions on her FaceBook page, or in TV interviews, or has her flock of Flying Harpies spout her talking points, there is never any admission the queen was actually wrong in what she promoted or espoused to the general public.  Her low information minions and Red Meat TEA-carnivores are not concerned when the queen uses fabricated facts to press her personal political agenda forward.  Period.

   (Note: Staff of the CCR is too polite to call the queen out as being a liar.)  

   So, if QueenB VD will not relinquish her throne, then Dylan has assured staff of the CCR he will be dedicated to the cause of informing the CCR readership each and every time the queen’s carriage bounces over another of her pot holes of fabricated facts.

   Following are Dylan’s tweets for last week on the continued adventures of QueenB VD of the House of NPD and Royal Court of WAB and Protectorate of Red Meat TEA-carnivores:

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Sep 23
Stock tip: Buy Alcoa. QueenB (Irving mayor) depleting supply for her Red Meat TEA-carnivore tin hats @  Beyond belief.

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Sep 23
Did Pope Francis have QueenB (Irving mayor) in mind as he stated today: "flee the temptation of narcissism" in a speech? And TEA-carnivores?

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Sep 24
CCR Chuckles Brigade e-mailing of Jim Schutze article, Dallas Observer, now posted on  It pierces tin foil hats.Yep.

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Sep 25
QueenB (Irving mayor) sending harpies to her PR blogger. New Score:TEA-carnivore Flying Harpies 0 - 13 Legitimate (not Red Meat) Press.Great

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Sep 25
QueenBs (Irving mayor) TEA-carnivore Flying Harpies ordered quit using Ouija board to fabricate facts on blog re: ‘clock kid.’ Lies OK now?

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Sep 26
Congrats QueenB (Irving mayor): Made the DMN Op/Ed again. Oops!! Mention as "Misses" & another black eye for Irving …

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Sep 27
Clash of Realities: If the adults have ‘clock kid’ then TEA-carnivores have possessed QueenBs (Irving mayor) mind at 

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Sep 27
QueenBs (Irving mayor) PR consultant shortens her TEA-carnivore introduction-resumé to only 7pp. to keep crowd awake before babbling begins. (Regarding her Arlington Republican Club appearance which is found on YouTube.)

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Sep 27
Did you see QueenB (Irving mayor) dance, back step and completely avoid answering the Red Meat TEA-carnivore questions on Ch 5 this AM. Sad!
(See Lone Star Politics at 10:54 minutes into the segment to note how the queen totally evades and doesn't answer the question asked:!/news/politics/Lone-Star-Politics---Sept--27--2015/329579231 )

   Since common sense, truthfulness and duty to the office of mayor seem to have oozed out of QueenB VDs perspectives, Irving not only loses, but all of this media attention causes citizens and the city to stagnate in the aspirations of a political poser craving attention and center stage for a cause not even associated with the city’s underpinnings.

   After all, the city charter does not define, state or address the woes if an elected office holder utilizes their elected position to promote personal political aspirations which cause the city to suffer a continuous barrage of negative press and ridicule.  (Is it time for a charter amendment election to cover this for future politicos?) 

   Words for the Day: Political malfeasance.  
   Pop Quiz Question: Do you know anyone who fits the definition of the Words for the Day?

…………………………………Mark Holbrook