Saturday, December 26, 2015

CCR 12-26-15 Queenophobia

the   Controversial  Committee   Report
“We don’t raise sacred cows...we just butcher them.”

   The cupboard is bare.  The gift rapping is shredded.  And all the table scraps have been licked off the floor.  It appears the season of ‘love and peace’ is officially over! 

   Yes, dear readers, Dylan Westie, Executive editor/Part-time wordsmith and Social Media Troll for the CCR, is paw-ing at the MacBook Pro and in high gear, to alert those suffering from PADD (Political Attention Deficit Disorder), as to what to expect in the upcoming year.    

   But before doing so, he relates that a sad note, regarding QueenB VD, is in order.  It appears the queen has added the malady of Queenophobia to her ever expanding list of  issues which tend to cause suffering from her political malfeasance agenda.  Reports indicate the disorder has even spread to members of her flock of Flying Harpies blogging on the FaceBook account: Keep Irving Divisive.

   The official diagnosis, of Queenophobia for the queen, was confirmed on December 4, 2015, at a gathering of other mayors and uninformed citizens at a National Center for Policy Analysis forum.

   You see, QueenB VD once again channeled her facts fabrication of Red Meat TEA-carnivore blathering and attempted to regale the audience with how she had singlehandedly preserved the US Constitution, protected women’s rights and identified known ‘fake bomb making hoax clock terrorists' in the North Texas area…Irving in particular.  

   And if the audience didn’t believe her self-righteous remarks, she could point to all the "unsavory protestors," with questionable goals, prancing around town and religious institutions with arms (and soon sheets) as proof someone did believe her facts fabrication mutterings.

   (Queenophobia lists its main dysfunctional characteristic as preventing an individual from actually hearing and reading the truth when espoused by legitimate media outlets.  Individuals find it more convenient to spout utter falsehoods, fear-mongering rhetoric and self-aggrandizing verbiage to promote self-interest via facts fabrication…even when appearing on a Red Meat-clown-TV program.
   Currently, GenevaNPD Laboratories is researching and conducting test to find an OTC drug to inoculate Irving voters against Queenophobia for the next city council election.  If successful, voters will also enjoy knowing they haven’t elected another Pet Rock for the queen’s collection, or allowed "Dark Money" to buy and decide an election outcome.
   Additionally, the article on the following link would go miles to assist QueenB VD and her sycophant followers with their Queenophobia suffering, but then, rationale thinking and understanding would be required on their part.)

   Taking to his Twitter account to get the ball rolling, ahead of the New Year, Dylan offers the following heads up for items to start considering.  Enjoy.

……………………………………..Mark Holbrook


Dear Dylan: Good work sniffing out political weasels this year. Here’s a bucket of lump coal to pass out for all 2016 CCR recipients. Santa 

We’re back! The article QueenB hopes you & her FB KID-bloggers don’t read & comprehend: Queenophobia disorder?

Will QueenBs suffering from "Dark Money affluenza" cause local political races to experience decay and venality? Voters loose & cronies win!

QueenB (Irving mayor) trolling for Pet Rock candidates to fill void caused by the last election. "Dark Money" will be available for them.

Additional Sad Note (snicker):  It’s official!  QueenB VD was not able to capitalize on her co-finalist status for the Dallas Morning News Texan of the Year award.  If only her Flying Harpy bloggers, on Keep Irving Divisive, had actually promoted her co-finalist standing, she might have gotten favorable notice..
   (Sorry, Ahmed, but you were linked with a political opportunist suffering from Queenophobia.)
   Luckily, Irving was spared another huge publicity ‘black eye’ as the DMN, with sound judgement, named the Texas Justice League (John Whitmire, Rodney Ellis and Ruth Jones McClendon) as the recipients for Texan of the Year.  Thanks DMN! (no snickering here)
   Details on the DMN selection and process located on the following link: