Thursday, February 11, 2016

CCR 02-11-16 Mopping Up Publicity

the   Controversial  Committee   Report
“We don’t raise sacred cows...we just butcher them.”

   What do you do when QueenB VD just doesn’t plan to schedule an appearance at your momentous groundbreaking or ribbon cutting?  

   Does her Red Meat TEA-carnivore blathering-tour interfere with mayoral functions which often leave new and vibrant businesses hanging?  

   Is having a Pet Rock subbing, in her place, just not the same as having the queen make a photo op appearance?

   Staff of the CCR apologizes for not having this problem resolved and available for the original groundbreaking of the ARK Entertainment Center development.  As you know, QueenB VD had "pressing matters" which prevented her from being present at this wondrous event. 
("Pressing matters"…snicker…sure…even after accepting the invite?)  

   However, there will not be any missed queenly photo ops in the future for a ground breaking, or ribbon cutting in Irving during the remaining days of QueenB VDs reign.

   Now, staff of the CCR offers a unique solution to your problem of documenting your official groundbreaking, or ribbon cutting.  You can remember the occasion, with plenty of queenly photo ops…as if QueenB VD was actually there!

Introducing the:

QueenB VD Photo Op Doppelgänger

   And there is no charge for selfies with the mayor-on-a-stick pics.  Normal charges for all selfies with the ‘real’ QueenB VD can run as high as $29.95 each…especially, when she is on the set of the Glenn Beck Tin Foil Hat Revolution program.

   Remember, all proceeds from QueenB VDs photo ops go to support an unworthy and secretive Irving slush-fund cause…"Dark Money" to elect Pet Rocks and Red Meat TEA-carnivore sycophants.

……………………………..Mark Holbrook 

Ed. Note:  For the record, not all weird concepts or ideas emanate from the sparsely populated cranial compartments of CCR staff members.  The above suggests a classic example.