the Controversial Committee Report
“We don’t raise sacred cows...we just butcher them.”
"Back to the Future"
Well, dear readers, now that the national voting-cesspool, which some called an election, is over, isn’t it time to consider what really matters — ‘beautiful downtown Irving?’
And this year, more than any other year, the stakes will be high. Will the faux leadership of QueenB VD continue to embarrass the city should she run for re-election? Will QueenB VD pull out all the stops in her attempt to see that another Pet Rock could be added to her collection? And more importantly, will QueenB VD ever have enough mane flipping and photo ops to sate her self-aggrandizing agenda while traveling around north Texas spewing fact fabrications?
With all this in mind, we queried Dylan Westie, Executive editor/Part-time wordsmith and Social Media Troll for the CCR, to see what his plans might be for the upcoming election season.
While Dylan stated he has no rationale reason to enter the upcoming political fray as a mayoral candidate, he did note one of his ‘moles’ hacked and uncovered the proposed plans QueenB VD is considering.
It seems the queen is going to have to make a decision as to which course she will chart to keep the spotlight shining on all her self-interest concerns and constituent pandering.
Here are the plans uncovered when QueenB VDs iPad was hacked:
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Plan A: I could run for re-election, spend enormous amounts of "Dark Money" and Sugar Daddy donations to fund a campaign, which would involve a highly paid Dallas PR consultant, and keep my single source developers in tow while making political cronies and sycophant followers realize I am their queen and they shouldn’t forget it. The plan also would keep me on my throne to promote a multitude of activities which are not related to city affairs. This plan also guarantees an abundance of photo ops and YouTube additions to my library. Additionally, this option would allow for Plan C to materialize.
My Preference Score: <30>%
Plan B: In order to finally obtain the national stage-spotlight of political stagnation that I desire, via the Trump administration, I would first take an all expense paid trip to Israel to increase my foreign policy expertise by learning how they make holes in bagels. This trip to Israel, plus a bit of fact fabrications and photo ops, will allow members of the Trump transition team to realize what an asset I could be in the administration with my newfound foreign policy expertise…and this would be a definite plus for me.
At the same time, I’ll attend any event, for those individuals who surround Trump, and direct them to all my YouTube videos and Red Meat TEA-carnivore photo op albums. This will allow them to know I really know how to handle the spotlight…as long as it shines on my self-absorption.
My Preference Score: 85%
Plan C: I could consider waiting, for the proper timing, by crashing into the Don Huffines State Senate District 16 election cycle. Even if Huffines doesn’t budge and run for a US Congressional seat, voters would be more receptive to a QueenB VD candidacy than they would be to returning a potential used car salesman to Austin. Agree?
My Preference Score: 98%
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Upon reflection, Dylan indicated he would joyfully like to see QueenB VD move on Plan B. While this would free ’beautiful downtown Irving’ from the turmoil experienced over the past six years, the problem of vetting by the Trump transition team would be disastrous. If the transition team is looking for team players, then QueenB VD could not be on the list of possibilities. Her Irving record on the city council clearly demonstrates there is no "I" in ‘team.’
Of course, all of QueenB VDs plans assume, in her own mind, she is invincible and would win any slot where she tosses her hat mane.
Regardless of the choice QueenB VD opts for, the time is now for all residents of ‘beautiful downtown Irving’ to realize that all the queen has ever brought to the table is rhetoric, spin, and babbling of Red Meat TEA-carnivore dogma which has embarrassed the city, caused business concerns to worry, and alienated citizens like no other mayor in the city’s history.
And it is for those reasons, staff of the CCR still designates QueenB VD as the city’s Standard Bearer WIMP (Worst Irving Mayor Period).
………………………………………Mark Holbrook
