the Controversial Committee Report
“We don’t raise sacred cows...we just butcher them.”
"Bagels and Tortillas"
Well, dear readers, the reason ‘beautiful downtown Irving’ is still distressed, under the realm of QueenB VD, has become readily apparent…the queen hasn’t even been in Irving. Isn’t this an often occurrence, which seems to be her norm, by her paying scant attention to what should be done in the city?
Dylan Westie, Executive editor/Part-time wordsmith and Social Media Troll for the CCR, trotted over to one of QueenB VDs many social media sites to observe what her latest photo op session might disclose. And imagine the surprise when he discovered the queen was on yet another of her freebie-junkets…this time to Israel.
Now, either the City of Irving is needing to corner the North Texas bagel market for ‘beautiful downtown Irving,’ or QueenB VD requires foreign policy street credentials to flash in front of her Red Meat TEA-carnivore cronies. The faux credentials, the queen will be flaunting, could coincide with her next attempted move, up the politico ladder, of self-interest.
To alert the CCR readership on the queen’s latest political charade, Dylan opened his Twitter account, then lifted pics from the queen’s FaceBook postings.
(Be sure and note how she appears to ‘photo bomb’ Israeli PM Netanyahu in one of her pics. Hilarious! )
The following is for those dear readers who don't tweet, or live under the rock of non-involvement.
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Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Nov 19
QueenB VD picture posing to an empty room playing ‘foreign policy expert’ guru! Does she even know the difference between a Croissant and a Bagel?
Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Nov 22
After a one week free junket in Israel, QueenB VD issues her ‘foreign policy white paper’ credentials. She is now ready for a position in the @realDonaldTrump administration.
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QueenB VDs Future Junkets?
As soon as she can identify a ‘junket funding source,’ the queen will hastily traipse over to Mexico. Her ‘foreign policy white paper’ for this country will, once and for all, resolve the eternal conflict between flour and corn tortillas. And she’ll even have an addendum to the proposal by addressing the proper ingredients for burritos.
Then, the possibility exists for QueenB VD to assist our northern neighbor, Canada, with their language divisiveness. Wouldn’t it be great when her Canadian ‘foreign policy white paper’ finally resolves the French/English language barrier for all citizens of Quebec? In the queen’s words (not Great Britain’s queen) while posing with PM Trudeau: "Isn’t it time for all Canadians to join the English speaking world?"
And Then What?
After completing those activities, QueenB VD may just forego all other local and state higher political positions and just run for president in 2020. With her newly fabricated "foreign policy expertise," photo op fame, and a multitude of self-aggrandizement issues, wouldn’t she be a natural?
While some (sycophant followers) might relish any upward movement, from mayor, on the queen’s part, wouldn’t more individuals than those already in ‘beautiful downtown Irving’ suffer in the process?
And, dear readers, hasn’t the past six years of torment under QueenB VD been enough suffering for ‘beautiful downtown Irving?’
…………………………………..Mark Holbrook
