(a short and timely jotting for CCR twits Tweeters)
dwT #30: Have you gotten your wrist band to avoid the long lines for the book signing today? Before the city manager puts the council in a budgetary-presentation comma, he will be signing his new cook book “10 Secrets For Cooking A Young’un.” If time permits, he will demonstrate his awesome technique and skills utilizing the Kai Shun Premier slicing knife on an unconscious member of the council who is in a vegetative state due to PowerPoint haze.
Backstory clue for the information impaired: In a D Magazine interview, Irving city manager Tommy Gonzalez indicated that members of the city council were addicted to: “they (city officials) need to stop eating their young.” (Full details on dwT #28, 8-19-13, located on the blog site listed below.) Does this mean that council politics have advanced from the barbaric stage to outright cannibalism? If so, one could admit that mayor BVD would still look presentable with a bone through her nose and the lip disks should not impair Cannaday’s ability to ramble. The council meets today to discuss the 2013-14 city budget. Chef Hannibal Lecter has a surprise lunch menu in store for all the Fine Young Cannibals...which, in this instance, is not the singing group from England.
Ed. note: The CCR did not broach or initiate the topic of cannibalism involving members of the Irving city council...the city manager did. This report only expands -- on a historical basis as to generally know traits or appearances -- on the city manager’s subject matter utilizing two waring council members as cannibalistic models. Any complaints involving PCness should be addressed to:
A note from counsel: Some “Tweets” from Dylan Westie have been injected with fabricated nouns, verbs, adjectives, conjunctions, adverbs, modifiers and maybe a few dangling participles….Mark Holbrook