Sunday, September 13, 2015

CCR/DW 09-13-15 Shallow Contemplations

the   Controversial  Committee   Report
“We don’t raise sacred cows...we just butcher them.”

   Many may remember, Dylan Westie, Executive editor/Part-time wordsmith and Social Media Troll for the CCR, was "almost" mayor of Irving.  

   While that certainly didn’t pan out, he did, via the CCR, keep his political paws on the affairs of the city.  You may have seen some of his tweets on how QueenB VD of the House of NPD and Royal Court of WAB and Protectorate of Irving is diligently working to sink ARK and kill all the animals onboard.  This would never have happened had he been elected! 

   However, every now and then he ventures, with canine sources, into the national political arena.  When some state the country has gone to the dogs, this is totally inaccurate.  

If the country was run by dogs, there would be fewer cat fights in Congress, schedules and commitments would be met, and "dark money" would not be required to fund political races…Pup-Peroni® sticks are inexpensive and do the trick better to buy a vote.

   The following is Dylan’s latest thoughts concerning two issues of importance to all citizens.  And concerned citizens do not have to be Red Meat TEA-carnivores to understand or appreciate the need for these to be on everyone’s list of being attuned to.

Without Proper Border Security…Chaos Can Exist 

A Good Fence Can Make Good Neighbors and Keep Terrorist At Bay 

Violence Isn’t Selective and Concern for All Shouldn’t Be Either

    If you have any thoughts concerning Dylan’s position on these issues, let him know.  He is always open to critical thinking, sound rationale and plenty of Pup-Peroni® sticks.

……………………………………Mark Holbrook