Tuesday, March 29, 2016

CCR 03-29-16 Anoint the Chickens?

the   Controversial  Committee   Report
“We don’t raise sacred cows...we just butcher them.”

   With all that is going on locally and on the national scene, Dylan Westie, Executive editor/Part-time wordsmith and Social Media Troll for the CCR, has been paw-pounding the keyboard in an effort to keep CCR readers and his dedicated tweeters informed.
   For readers not tuned-in to Twitter, here is his take on the circus, know as politics, which continues to roll through the city.

   Local:  Roosters are crowing a bit quieter and hens continue to look over their wings awaiting the public hearings (April 11 @ Heritage Senior Center and April 12 @ Irving Arts Center — 6:30 PM) on the chicken banning ordinance.  Dylan has his nose to the ground and following the foul scent to ensure the feathered flocks are provided transparency by their elected officials.  And in the process, he is searching for a TV-babbler to specifically create a program to "anoint" roosters and hens, of the city, in order for them to have their well deserved recognition and social status akin to dogs, cats, and other non-human critters.
       (Warning: These tweets are only foul to a very small minority.)

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Mar 26
QueenB VD rescued by ARE & provided "one" for chicken ban ordinance fight at http://controversialcommittee.blogspot.com  #roostersmatter #pleasethehens Cluck!

 Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Mar 20
May 7 city council election coming. Each candidate stands on chicken ordinance where? #roostersmatter #pleasethehens #citizensmatter Well?

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Mar 18
A grand day in ‘beautiful downtown Irving’ as announced by rooster four doors down! #citizensmatter #roostersmatter & transparency reigns.

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Mar 17
Citizens crow and roosters & hens still safe in Irving. Necessary & required public hearings will be held. Details http://controversialcommittee.blogspot.com 

   National:  The intensity of the GOP presidential race has a tendency to offer perspectives seldom seen.  While Dylan attempts to be neutral (snicker) and doesn’t have a "dog" in this fight, there are too many chuckles wasted by not reflecting on the egregious verbiage spewed by one of the candidates and his chief apostolic-supporter. 
   (Think: Ted "Lizard Grin" Cruz and bloviating Glenn Beck.  And remember, QueenB VD appears to be a practicing acolyte of both these individuals.)
   Have you ever wondered how pseudo-shamans with TV programs, who troll for simple minds and collect huge sums of money in the process from sycophant followers, seem to have a direct line to the Big Guy?  And how is it the Big Guy always provides these tele-political-evangelicals with what his plans, pronouncements and how the patronizing effects on others just might play to the candidates advantage?  
   (Warning: Drinking fluids while reading these tweets could cause severe nasal spraying.) 

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Mar 27
New Robert Tilton? Glenn Beck on Ted "Lizard Grin" Cruz: "…I happen to believe that Ted Cruz actually was anointed for this time." No amen, please!

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Mar 27
Ted "Lizard Grin" Cruz demonstrates Glenn Beck’s "anointment" statement by feeding 5,000 supporters w/3 burritos. Miracle Glenn Beck?

No miracle! Food truck disguised as voting location. Beck breaks 'fast' & Ted "Lizard Grin" Cruz plans new anointed "miracle."

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Mar 17
Did fasting for Ted "Lizard Grin" Cruz starve Glenn Beck’s brain synapses causing him to call presidential candidate John Kasich an SOB? Wow!

   Well, dear readers, that’s all the news that’s unfit news for the day.  Stay tuned.  Dylan will be off for a couple days, but he is filing a ‘report’ on Twitter…which will be issued Friday.  Time permitting, staff of the CCR will forward for your edification.

……………………………….Mark Holbrook