Saturday, October 15, 2016

CCR 10-15-16 Dylan Suspended Over Tweets

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"Dylan Suspended Over Tweets"

   It had to happen.  And dear readers, in addition to the 200+/day page viewers of the blog, staff of the CCR would like to advise you that Dylan Westie, Executive editor/Part-time wordsmith and Social Media Troll for the CCR, has been disciplined for his recent tweets.

   Yes, Dylan’s supply of Pup-Peroni® snacks has been suspended until after the next presidential debate.

   It seems Dylan managed to get caught up in the national election latrine-swirling, and took to Twitter to express his opinions.  When confronted, his only comment was: "Look, this national ‘cat fight,’ called an election, is getting out of control.  And what better way to resolve a good cat fight then to have a Westie bring resolution to the issues."

   While staff of the CCR could hardly disagree with Dylan’s logic, we reminded him that his venting should be confined to the same type of behavior and actions demonstrated by QueenB VD in ‘beautiful downtown Irving.’  To this he replied: "Isn’t she a separated-at-birth twin, or clone of HRC?"

   Long Story Short:  The tweets which have placed Dylan in the dog house…a place where he is actually comfortable...are:

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 Oct 14
Claim of @realDonaldTrump's Russian influence, but knowing @HillaryClinton has (the) MSM (support), voters recourse =s WikiLeaks to providing (the) truth. Vote (for the) truth!

Can America really tolerate Hillary Clinton to the Fourth Power?

   And this, dear readers, is how we will leave the topic for now.  After all, staff is busy keeping an eye on what is happening, or not happening in ‘beautiful downtown Irving.’
……………………………………….Mark Holbrook

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