Monday, January 30, 2017

CCR 01-30-17 QueenB VDs Re-election Strategy

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QueenB VDs Re-election Strategy

   Even though a picture is supposed to carry the weight of 1,000 words, one will still have to contend with QueenB VDs incessant babbling as she attempts to spin, fabricate facts, and toss red meat to her sycophant followers during her desperate re-election bid.  Most often, this could turn into at least a 5,000 Torofeca-blathering session.

   Dylan Westie, Executive editor/Part-time wordsmith and Social Media Troll for the CCR, snuck into one of the queen’s town hall meetings and took the following pic. 
   (You do realize Irving is her town.  She readily admitted this in a DMN article.)

   The following pic represents QueenB VDs re-election strategy.  While this format differs little from all her previous campaigns, she will be going "all in" due to having a reputable, ethical, no spin, and Irving-centric mayoral opponent…David Pfaff.

   In reality, this is not actually the queen’s re-election strategy.  This is how QueenB VD operates 24/7/365.  The only thing missing is a VW Beetle with her clownish Pet Rock, LaMorgese, piling out.  

   Irving doesn’t deserve three more years of the mismanagement and the self-aggrandizing agenda of QueenB VD.  The time for change is now.  The time to honk the queen’s red nose is now!

………………………………………Mark Holbrook