Thursday, February 16, 2017

CCR 02-16-17 Tweeting Joy

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“We don’t raise sacred cows...we just butcher them.”

"Tweeting Joy"

   There is no denying Dylan Westie, Executive editor/Part-time wordsmith and Social Media Troll for the CCR, was a bit ecstatic upon hearing the glorious news QueenB VD was not going to run for re-election.

   And he certainly didn’t tear-up when reading the Torofeca she promoted in the DMN article as to why she wasn’t seeking re-election.  In fact, he noted her quotes in the article as just being another load of her #AlternativeFacts.

   Regardless, he quickly went to his Twitter account to register this glorious day in Irving history when QueenB VD of the House of NPD and Royal Court of WAB and Protectorate of Red Meat TEA-carnivores and Standard Bearer WIMP realized voters had caught up, and were fed up with her antics of doing everything related to her self-interest instead of the interest of citizens and the city.

   The following is provided for those who do not follow Dylan on Twitter at: @dylanwestie1.  Enjoy…he did.

…………………………….Mark Holbrook

Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 
Irving's political nightmare is ending! QueenB VD is not running for re-election! Guess possibility of losing was higher than she expected.

Just ate an entire bag of Pup-Peroni® snacks to celebrate x-QueenBVDs not running for re-election. All Irving dancing and rejoicing.

x-QueenBVD seen under I-35 overpass w/cardboard sign stating: Will represent your N Texas interest for "Dark Money." Doesn't work cheap! 

Sugar Daddy donors take long overdue holiday no longer having to fund and support x-QueenBVDs Red Meat TEA-carnivore actions & activities

City Hall workers don’t show up for work Friday to celebrate #QueenBVDisGone long live the next mayor of Irving who will respect us.

Stock market plummets as x-QueenBVDs single source developers lose business due to competitive bidders winning. New day at City Hall.

Bureau of American-Islamic Affairs offers x-QueenBVD job as president to lead future prancing parades during her political retirement.

Texas Rebel Knights of the KKK of Texas gives x-QueenBVD lifetime supply of sheets in recognition of her service to them in Irving.

x-QueenBVD not going to be in the Trump administration due to there already being one Narcissist-in-Chief in D.C. No room for two in town.

State reps Anderson & Rinaldi pass resolution naming x-QueenBVD the Mother Teresa of State HB 562 'miracle' of saving Irving. Sainthood next?

ARK Entertainment Center declares: Show will really go on without x-QueenBVDs vindictive attacks. 1st concert proceeds go to NPD research.

"Clock Kid" makes new non-working timepiece which is right only twice/day — this doubles amount x-QueenBVD was during her reign.

Time to take brief reprise & rest for the 5-ring circus which will be the mayoral election. Any candidate will be better than x-QueenBVD.


Publishers Note:
The DMN article link, where x-QueenBVD extols all the good she had little or nothing to do with while serving as mayor, is: