the Controversial Committee Report
“We don’t raise sacred cows...we just butcher them.”
“Taxing the Middle”
While still recovering from the MacBook taking an unscheduled derailment, all systems are again ‘GO’ and staff of the CCR is returning to a semi-normal/summer schedule of report publications.
To kick things off for the summer, the following represents Dylan Westie’s, Executive editor/Part-time Wordsmith and Social Media Troll for the CCR, 1,501 tweet!
If you have been paying attention, the deadline for filing a protest, for your skyrocketing/increased property appraised value, is May 31, 2017.
For those who have not been paying attention, Dylan’s tweet just might have fathomed an unspoken rationale as to why taxpayers seldom have relief from bureaucratic bumbling and political spin when it comes to agencies draining their billfolds.
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Dylan Westie @DylanWestie1 May 26
Mystery solved why you are having to pay more in taxes. This is Dylan’s 1,501 tweet. Next CCR will explore why Byron Nelson left Irving.
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Just remember, the bureaucratic systems do not self-correct. There must be active citizen involvement to affect change. Are you a change agent, or just a La-Z-Boy loafer?
………………………………….Mark Holbrook
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