the Controversial Committee Report
“We don’t raise sacred cows...we just butcher them.”
“Christmas Tragedy”
Well, dear readers, it’s common knowledge the Grinch once stole Christmas. However, this season there is a new Christmas offender who would have you believe they actually are the “reason for the season.” Unbelievable!
Over the years, politicos have done some amazingly inane, feckless, and vapid activities to promote their self-interest. With this in mind, the CCR gives the 2019 Christmas Travesty Award, for the grossest self-aggrandizement, to: Ex-WIMP* mayor BVD.
To think she would use a Christmas card, with biblical verse, and picture of the baby savior to create a campaign mailer — paid for by her political fund — is not only obnoxiously inappropriate, but patently oafish.
Does BVD have no common decency? Does BVD not understand the separation of political egocentricity, and the necessary respect for the true religious traditions of this Christmas season?
Hopefully, dear readers, Irving voters will remember this egregious activity — along with all the other political failures endured as she dragged the city into a political swamp she created — when they go to the polls on March 3, 2020.
In the meantime, please enjoy your Christmas holiday with family and friends, knowing your understanding and respect, of the true nature of this Holy Season, far exceeds that of BVDs.
………………………..Mark Holbrook
* WIMP equals Worst Irving Mayor Possible
Ringtail Productions Limited
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First “cat kicked” in 1984 Contact: markholbrook13@yahoo.com December 17, 2019
