the Controversial Committee Report
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“Belated Christmas Present”
As you finalize your Christmas shopping list, remember: There is one gift for ‘beautiful downtown Irving’ which does not cost you anything, and is not due to be given until the March 3, 2020 primary election to fill Kenny Marchant’s congressional seat.
If that sounds to good to be true, it isn’t. The candidate who should represent Irving’s interest in D.C. may be a newcomer to the political environment, but he is a longtime contributor of keeping America safe, protecting our freedoms, and truly helping those in need.
Staff of the CCR can assure you this is the 180º opposite position of his opponent who once drug ‘beautiful downtown Irving’ into a political swamp for six years!
Yes, Desi Maes needs your support. Desi Maes needs your vote. And Desi Maes will ensure Irving’s interest and values will be heard when elected to the U.S. Congress.
As a retired Army Green Beret with over 20-years service including war zones, Desi knows what it is like to help those in need. A small business owner living in Irving, Desi has a construction company which not only hires veterans, but also rehabs and remodels veterans’ homes. This is in addition to all the other volunteer work he provides for North Texas citizens.
No, Desi hasn’t oozed from the political swamp like his opponent. This is his first foray into the political arena. Be assured though, he doesn’t need political experience to know the time is crucial for putting America back on the track to fulfilling its mission of listening to the ‘little people’ who have had to endure blathering political weasels for decades while listening to their Sugar Daddy donors set the agenda and pull their strings.
In the March 3rd primary election, Irving voters — regardless of their political affiliation — can temporarily cross the party line and vote for a candidate whose main concern is to support an America First agenda. And this is so refreshing from his opponent who has previously supported an egocentric agenda of self-aggrandizement.
More detail concerning how Desi can assist ‘beautiful downtown Irving’ and its citizens, who have not had a voice, will be provided after the first of the year.
For now, enjoy the Christmas holidays with family and friends. Your gift for our grand city will be on the shelf for delivery in March.
……………………….Mark Holbrook
Ringtail Productions Limited
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