the Controversial Committee Report
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“CCR Book Notification”
Dear CCR Reader:
Last week, the distribution of Dylan Westie’s book, “Dylan’s Ruffings,” began. Since sending out the first series of copies, individuals have already responded to the book’s publication. Here are just a few of the quotes noted from last week.
“(name) loves your book!” “I’ve only had a chance to touch the surface, but I think you have produced a beautiful tribute to Judy, Dylan and your lives together. Your bon mots and aphorisms will be inspiration for generations to come.” “…you did a fantastic job.” “What a wonderful tribute to the two loves of you life.” “…gotta have one from a person Janis Joplin thought had the potential to be a really cool guy.”
As the book is a Limited Edition (only 300 numbered, signed, hard back coffee table size copies), I wanted to ensure CCR readers, who may have expressed an early interest in the book, are aware of its distribution. Nearly one-third of the printed copies have now been delivered.
As a CCR reader, the cost has been discounted to $25 per copy, plus $5 for USPS media mail shipping (Total cost = $30). To place an order, send an e-mail to: dylanwestie@yahoo.co for payment and mailing instructions. The book will be shipped upon receipt of payment.
The book will usually arrive in four days after receiving your payment.
Without boasting, the book is not only a terrific remembrance of a wonderful Irvingite, but includes two sections of Dylan’s political “paw-slapping” on issues and ineffectual politicos affecting “beautiful downtown Irving.” In essence, there is even a semi-historical value for the 15 years Dylan was a “staff” member of the CCR.
The attached flyer notes the content of the book for a dog which received worldwide attention when “Almost” mayor of Irving.
Sincerely,
Mike E. Howard
Ringtail Productions Limited
LAWYER STUFF: Dylan’s Ruffings, the Controversial Committee Report, ZAP! and the O-file are published by Mark Holbrook who everyone knows -- except for a couple apathetic slugs whose IQ equals their shoe size -- is Mike Howard. Any reference to persons deceased is purely out of respect. For those still living, draw your own conclusions. Get in line if you want to sue or complain. Better yet, call someone who might really care. Letters written must meet at least one of the following criteria: humorous, cat kicking, or not libelous. Simple requirements for simple readers...that’s our philosophy. “Cool and the Geezer” is syndicated by Ringtail Productions Limited and all rights are reserved. The CCR and ZAP! are printed and issued only when local political idiocy becomes laughable. Permission is granted to copy, fax, or e-mail this report to a friend, associate, or someone you really don’t like. The “candid” conversation reports have been injected with fabricated nouns, verbs, conjunctions, adverbs, modifiers and maybe a few dangling participles. All previous reports, butchered sacred cows and blog responses are posted at:
First “cat kicked” in 1984 Contact: markholbrook13@yahoo.com February 17, 2020
