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“We don’t raise sacred cows...we just butcher them.”
“Money With Strings”
Is the pandemic surge creating insurmountable financial issues on your bank account? Were you relieved as a Walmart “greeter” because you couldn’t afford to buy a mask? Relax! There is a simple solution to pumping money — more than needed — into your bank account…run for the District 24 Congressional seat.
And if you require lessons on how to drain your campaign fund for self-serving needs, than contact “WIMP” (Worst Irving Mayor Possible) Van Duyne. Yes, BVD has years of experience sucking in funds from Sugar Daddy contributors, PACs, and other crony capitalist who want to tie a string on her voting arm. After all, there can be nothing better, for a crony capitalist, than having a political puppet ceding to your demands.
Wonder how volunteers and any paid staff members of BVDs campaign feel about her self-aggrandizing action of being paid a salary via her campaign funds? Well, this is not something they should worry about since the regulation to approve this egregious activity was established by politicos who have no intention of slaughtering their Golden Goose of campaign fund corruption.
Seriously, only one question remains for the November 3, Congressional election. Will Irving voters send BVD to D.C. to swim in the swamp much like she did during her six year reign in the city?
……………………Mark Holbrook
Ref: DMN https://www.dallasnews.com/news/politics/2020/07/17/former-irving-mayor-beth-van-duyne-cites-fec-rule-to-collect-salary-from-her-congressional-campaign/
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