Friday, April 28, 2017

CCR 04-28-17 Cartoon Candidate

the   Controversial  Committee   Report
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"Cartoon Candidate"

   Well, dear readers, the mayoral election has progressed to cartoons.  The Penã campaign sycophants have difficultly understanding who she is actually running against and have created a cartoon political sign.  

   The Flying Harpies and Crankies are still fighting the "ghost" of an old political fight they lost years ago.

   With this in mind, the Penã campaign sock puppets created a humongous political sign to depict this lost battle with an attempt to color Penã’s opponent, Rick Stopfer, in a negative light.

   While verging on high school antics, one has to admit the desperation the Penã campaign is stooping and lowering the bar of credibility to a level which makes them seem to be on the road to desperation.

   The following represents the CCRs response to the absurd comical, political sign the Flying Harpies and Crankies have installed on city grounds for early voting. 

   Remember, to ensure the myopic agenda, string pulling and vesting of running city hall is not placed in the hands of a neophyte, unqualified and fact fabricating candidate, elect Rick Stopfer.

   Irving deserves a mayor who will unite all areas of the city, listen to citizen needs and keep Sugar Daddy donors and cronies out of city hall.  And Rick Stopfer can do this!
………………………………………..Mark Holbrook

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