the Controversial Committee Report
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“Toxic Clouds”
Just when you thought the toxic clouds of political incompetence, created by ex-mayor QueenB VD had evaporated, a gale of the Santa Anita devil winds hit ‘beautiful downtown Irving with…a return of the photo op Queen’s plan to be a US Congressional Representative.
Yes, dear readers, the self-aggrandizing political nightmare of your dreams will be attempting to have you vote for her. Even “say it ain’t so Joe” would be at a loss to explain and believe QueenB VD would have the audacity to expect Irving voters to make her a member of the D. C. swamp.
Look, she created a swamp in Irving during the six ineffectual years she sat on her self-anointed throne at Irving City hall. And now, she wants to fire up her sycophant Flying Harpy and Obnoxious Ogres brigade to cook another cauldron full of divisiveness, Islamophobia, fact fabrications, and discontent to spread on voters, again?
Without re-printing six years of reports detailing why she won the CCRs WIMP Award (Worst Irving Mayor Possible) just Google — QueenB VD — on the CCR blog site.
And to assure you the WIMP Award presented, in her honor by the CCR, wasn’t just a literary fantasy by staff members, there will be new, fresh light, and details presented in future reports to support this grand “achievement” by the Queen.
Some of the detail will be from articles and publications which previously haven’t been provided to denizens of ‘beautiful downtown Irving’ by the CCR.
With any bad news presented in the CCR, there has to be good news and a solution to overcome QueenB VDs, always present, egotistical and self-serving agenda. And, dear readers, there is.
The good news will be shared in an upcoming report. It wouldn’t be fair, in this report, to sully the good character of a terrific Congressional candidate who should be elected to Kenny Marchant’s vacant seat. You’ll discover this candidate is not only a sane and sound choice, but he actually has and believes in the core values you would want and expect from your Representative in Congress.
But today, take your anti-venom shots to protect you from QueenB VDs Flying Harpies and Obnoxious Ogres as she begins to drain the pockets of her Sugar Daddy donors to fund her new photo op campaign.
…………………………..Mark Holbrook
QueenB VD kicking off her campaign in Irving
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First “cat kicked” in 1984 Contact: markholbrook13@yahoo.com October 31, 2019
