the Controversial Committee Report
“We don’t raise sacred cows...we just butcher them.”
“Initial Notification”
Yes, dear readers, T-Day is over, Black Friday melted your credit cards, and you are looking for a part-time job to cover the upcoming yuletide expenses.
Relax, there is no need to dig for any bucks to consider purchasing this book…at this time. Hopefully, after the first of the year the publication will be completed. The layout by an Irving designer is being wrapped-up, and the details for the printing cost are being finalized.
This flyer, of Dylan’s book, is going to readers of the CCR first. As this is a very special book and only a 300 copy Limited Edition will be produced, it is only fair longtime followers of Dylan’s canine activities in the CCR have the initial notification.
Dylan’s tome was “sparked” by unpublished files of his canine perspectives of living with his family guardians, and his worldwide attention as “Almost” mayor of Irving. Also included are other files saved during his 15-years as a “staff” member of the CCR.
More detail regarding cost and how to purchase will follow after the first of the year.
COMING SOON
Dylan’s unpublished files of joy living with his family guardians (Judy and Mike) are humorous, forlorn, factual, and in keeping with his blog postings of 15 years. Enjoy this Limited Edition (300 copies), hard copy book, and see how a canine perspective captured the spirit and remembrance of his family guardians, a city, and viral worldwide attention.
ISBN 978-0-578-61168-6 Contact: dylanwestie@yahoo.com
Ringtail Productions Limited
LAWYER STUFF: Dylan’s Ruffings, the Controversial Committee Report, ZAP! and the O-file are published by Mark Holbrook who everyone knows -- except for a couple apathetic slugs whose IQ equals their shoe size -- is Mike Howard. Any reference to persons deceased is purely out of respect. For those still living, draw your own conclusions. Get in line if you want to sue or complain. Better yet, call someone who might really care. Letters written must meet at least one of the following criteria: humorous, cat kicking, or not libelous. Simple requirements for simple readers...that’s our philosophy. “Cool and the Geezer” is syndicated by Ringtail Productions Limited and all rights are reserved. The CCR and ZAP! are printed and issued only when local political idiocy becomes laughable. Permission is granted to copy, fax, or e-mail this report to a friend, associate, or someone you really don’t like. The “candid” conversation reports have been injected with fabricated nouns, verbs, conjunctions, adverbs, modifiers and maybe a few dangling participles. All previous reports, butchered sacred cows and blog responses are posted at:
First “cat kicked” in 1984 Contact: markholbrook13@yahoo.com December 1, 2019
